An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
33F pan in the dmv, iso a slow burn I swing wildly between nice Jewish girl and off the derech. I read voraciously, love loudly, live spitefully. I’m a poet who writes best when tortured; I’d like to find out what it’s like to write about being in love.
36/jewish trans guy in DMV/seeking femme (open to LDR) Butch transguy looking to meet a nice femme. I’m into laminated baked goods, too-sweet coffee, and cuddling. I generally look for the humor in situations (because everything is terrible rn). I’m into chivalry, but still a feminist. Let’s go out.
24 y/o NYC NJG Writer Looking for Writer friends! 24 y/o Jewish woman writer in NYC looking to have in-person writing sessions at coffee shops and thrifting/bookstore shopping/crafting meet-ups! Also would love a writing accountability partner. Huge fan of exclamation points and smiley face emojis 🙂
34 y/o nonreligious njg looking for nonengineer njb I live and work in Silicon Valley where everyone is in tech and I like paperback books. Seeking NJB to explore food and wine together and pretend to be bougie goyim for the fun of it.
29M NC poet, creative writing teacher, and penguin enthusiast looking for love I’m a teacher, writer, and Avatar the Last Airbender fan who spends most of my time writing poetry or playing Zelda games. I’m looking to fall in love with an NJG who takes stories and art seriously!
33, Queer, Bk: Seeking long term Long-term co-conspirator for Brooklyn adventures. Warm, curious human who loves picnics, new foods, singing & wandering the city. Recharges in nature, shows up for community. Dating with intention, hoping for something lasting. Snacks provided for the first picnic.
35 Y/O NJG in Philly seeking NJB Me: Nature girlie, enjoys cooking, dog-lover. You: Mensch, active lifestyle, spark for life. Us: Fun dates finding the best pizza, catching a comedy show, or trying to win at pub trivia.
27 YO NYC M SEEKING FIERCE ALWAYS CURIOUS NJG Hobbies incld: reading, skiing, arts (film, theatre, music, etc), history, going to jewish events, reading the news, and interesting conversations. Learning to fiddle, I love rhythmic instrumental music. Let’s over-indulge in the autumn weather together
31M gay man iso lifelong partner 31 yo cis-gay man with a secular/humanistic outlook on life. Looking for an independent thinker and intentional live-r, someone who cares more about being kind than being right, and who is a mensch in the streets but a top in the sheets.
36 transman seeks nerdy njb leftist zionist single parent hoping to find life partner to share kosher Jewish home. Must love animals, prefer quiet nights in rather than going out, and have a playful side. Tell me dad jokes and send me memes; I’ll cook delicious shabbat dinners.
27M Yiddishist in Brooklyn seeking his gelibte Born and raised in New Jersey, currently living in south Brooklyn, spending my days doing academic admin and my evenings smoking weed and appreciating the treasures of Yiddish literature. Seeking a NJG around my age to exchange ideas and kisses.
30 y/o njg in the research triangle, NC Lefty social worker and life-long silly goose looking for a long-term partner! Loves reading on a screened-in porch, every single animal, and road trips. Looking for a man who is curious, gentle, and interested in building a life steeped in community.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
