An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
29 y/o NC poet, creative writing teacher, and penguin enthusiast looking for love I’m a teacher, writer, and Avatar the Last Airbender fan who spends most of my time writing poetry or playing Zelda games. I’m looking to fall in love with someone who takes stories and art seriously!
33, Queer, Bk: Seeking long term Long-term co-conspirator for Brooklyn adventures. Warm, curious human who loves picnics, new foods, singing & wandering the city. Recharges in nature, shows up for community. Dating with intention, hoping for something lasting. Snacks provided for the first picnic.
35 Y/O NJG in Philly seeking NJB Me: Nature girlie, enjoys cooking, dog-lover. You: Mensch, active lifestyle, spark for life. Us: Fun dates finding the best pizza, catching a comedy show, or trying to win at pub trivia.
57 yo F UK – Traditional, kind of Quiet, sociable, tall attractive woman looking for a nice Jewish woman for romance and domestic companionship, or a nice Jewish man for companionship without the romance. Plan to retire to Israel. My Judaism is traditional, I am not. Curious? Let’s chat!
27 YO NYC M SEEKING FIERCE ALWAYS CURIOUS NJG Hobbies incld: reading, skiing, arts (film, theatre, music, etc), history, going to jewish events, reading the news, and interesting conversations. Learning to fiddle, I love rhythmic instrumental music. Let’s over-indulge in the autumn weather together
31M gay man iso lifelong partner 31 yo cis-gay man with a secular/humanistic outlook on life. Looking for an independent thinker and intentional live-r, someone who cares more about being kind than being right, and who is a mensch in the streets but a top in the sheets.
36 transman seeks nerdy njb leftist zionist single parent hoping to find life partner to share kosher Jewish home. Must love animals, prefer quiet nights in rather than going out, and have a playful side. Tell me dad jokes and send me memes; I’ll cook delicious shabbat dinners.
32 Y/o queer converting girl looking for njb to raise my babies with I’m a (close to being done with conversion!) bisexual woman in Ohio looking for my Jewish soulmate to join my family. I’m a midwife and work a busy schedule but have lots of incredible family around.
27M Yiddishist in Brooklyn seeking his gelibte Born and raised in New Jersey, currently living in south Brooklyn, spending my days doing academic admin and my evenings smoking weed and appreciating the treasures of Yiddish literature. Seeking a NJG around my age to exchange ideas and kisses.
30 y/o njg in the research triangle, NC Lefty social worker and life-long silly goose looking for a long-term partner! Loves reading on a screened-in porch, every single animal, and road trips. Looking for a man who is curious, gentle, and interested in building a life steeped in community.
argumentative femme SEEKS SAME DMV-based 23F high femme lesbian with a butch spirit. Smells like: Phlur Father Figure. Looks like: Brunette Sabrina Carpenter. Interested in: sweet, bothered girl who will fight me with the spirit of Hannah Einbinder getting arrested. Academic af, offers great critique
19Y/O Lesbian ISO likeminded LGBTQ frienDS NYC is home; in CT for college. Am lonely in this sea of antizionist/antisemitic leftists & would love to find fellow “average liberal” queer students also caught between communities. Other interests: theatre, books, New Wave music, baking, ancient history.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
