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34 y/o nonreligious njg looking for nonengineer njb I live and work in Silicon Valley where everyone is in tech and I like paperback books. Seeking NJB to explore food and wine together and pretend to be bougie goyim for the fun of it.
32 Y/o queer converting girl looking for njb to raise my babies with I’m a (close to being done with conversion!) bisexual woman in Ohio looking for my Jewish soulmate to join my family. I’m a midwife and work a busy schedule but have lots of incredible family around.
33M LOOKING FOR A NJB WITH AN ABILITY FOR BANTER World traveling NJB looking for someone with arresting conversation. Let’s discuss light things (Manhattan) as well as heavyweights (Hannah and her sisters). Me: Funny, foodie and fatalist. You: Humorous, hot and hoping for a good convo. HMU
37 y/o Proud Patrilineal Jew (he/theY) Seeks NJg in sF Jewish educator & artist hoping to start a family and build a home filled with Shabbat meals, the sounds of Hebrew and Yiddish, and books of all kinds. Ideally, you love dogs, speak French and are down to spend half the year planning for Purim!
30M/HE-THEY JEWISH TRAVELER Wants wife for Life Lived in 🇩🇪🇳🇱🇵🇱🇸🇪🇺🇲🇮🇱; love travel, Jewish life, art, good food & meaningful conversation. Looking for a kind, outgoing non-smoker who wants to build a home, create community, raise kids & make Shabbat together. Israel preferred; open 2 move for ❤
windy city snack seeks samE You: caring, courageous, gay man. Me: same! 34/queer/Chicago/cis male, here for lakeshore strolls, working the polls, community goals. Thinks most adventures would be better with a Google Doc but not pushy about it. Focusing on dates and shtetling down someday!
40 y/o queer Crip woman ISO smart, kind partner Hello, I live in the north Bay Area in CA and I’m interested in going on dates with other awesome queer people in hopes of co-creating an awesome partnership. I’m a nonfiction disability writer and writing coach. Disabled ppl to the front!
25 Y/O NJG looking for a NJB to start a life with Located in MN. I love baking, reading, writing, painting, and getting crafty. I also have two cats, and yes, we are a package deal. 🐈⬛🐈 You must be religious and looking to become more observant. 35 and under. Located within the US.
56M wants to date ur mom Our dad is looking for a 40/50s NJG who loves travel, family, and yoga/running as much as him. Midwesterner willing to relocate for the right person. Not very religious. AMC AList if that’s important. Loyal, kind, funny, financially stable. Resembles Ben Stiller/Jeff Goldblum
University student looking for progressive jewish community in mtl I’m a queer, Jewish uni student located in Montreal! Looking for community and friendship, especially if you like theatre, social justice, and side quests. I’m down for anything so reach out! Bagels anyone?
34 Y/O ENBY IN CHICAGO SEEKS MOVIE DATES Tattooed, bespectacled, bookish Jew in Chicago seeks non-monogamous romance. Me: reads a lot, loves movies and restaurants, has three cats, makes a mean gluten free challah. You: open to adventure, loves cuddles and chats, has feelings about tikkun olam.
32 F Looking for friends in DT Toronto 32 year old in Toronto looking for Jewish friends downtown (I know everyone’s opinion on what the downtown boundaries are vary. I’m open to interpretations!). Introvert activities like reading and crafts are my fave 🙂
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
