An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
31M gay man iso lifelong partner 31 yo cis-gay man with a secular/humanistic outlook on life. Looking for an independent thinker and intentional live-r, someone who cares more about being kind than being right, and who is a mensch in the streets but a top in the sheets.
36 transman seeks nerdy njb leftist zionist single parent hoping to find life partner to share kosher Jewish home. Must love animals, prefer quiet nights in rather than going out, and have a playful side. Tell me dad jokes and send me memes; I’ll cook delicious shabbat dinners.
27M Yiddishist in Brooklyn seeking his gelibte Born and raised in New Jersey, currently living in south Brooklyn, spending my days doing academic admin and my evenings smoking weed and appreciating the treasures of Yiddish literature. Seeking a NJG around my age to exchange ideas and kisses.
33M LOOKING FOR A NJB WITH AN ABILITY FOR BANTER World traveling NJB looking for someone with arresting conversation. Let’s discuss light things (Manhattan) as well as heavyweights (Hannah and her sisters). Me: Funny, foodie and fatalist. You: Humorous, hot and hoping for a good convo. HMU
30 y/o njg in the research triangle, NC Lefty social worker and life-long silly goose looking for a long-term partner! Loves reading on a screened-in porch, every single animal, and road trips. Looking for a man who is curious, gentle, and interested in building a life steeped in community.
argumentative femme SEEKS SAME DMV-based 23F high femme lesbian with a butch spirit. Smells like: Phlur Father Figure. Looks like: Brunette Sabrina Carpenter. Interested in: sweet, bothered girl who will fight me with the spirit of Hannah Einbinder getting arrested. Academic af, offers great critique
19Y/O Lesbian ISO likeminded LGBTQ frienDS NYC is home; in CT for college. Am lonely in this sea of antizionist/antisemitic leftists & would love to find fellow “average liberal” queer students also caught between communities. Other interests: theatre, books, New Wave music, baking, ancient history.
37 y/o Proud Patrilineal Jew (he/theY) Seeks NJg in sF Jewish educator & artist hoping to start a family and build a home filled with Shabbat meals, the sounds of Hebrew and Yiddish, and books of all kinds. Ideally, you love dogs, speak French and are down to spend half the year planning for Purim!
33M in NYC FOR nJB Gay Jew in NYC. Creative, funny, close to family, and looking for someone similar, someone who loves traveling as much as a good staycation. Open to someone outside NYC, though NYC is home base. Tell me the last book you read, city you traveled to, or something to make me laugh.
40 y/o queer Crip woman ISO smart, kind partner Hello, I live in the north Bay Area in CA and I’m interested in going on dates with other awesome queer people in hopes of co-creating an awesome partnership. I’m a nonfiction disability writer and writing coach. Disabled ppl to the front!
ACE Romance/Partnership I’m a 27yo asexual gal — probably either humming a nigun, consuming an alarming amount of tahini, trying to understand a poem, or gentle-parenting my cat. I want to live in a purple house with a big table for shabbat dinners, a compost heap, & room for kids someday. Join me?
NB LESBIAN JEW NY DYKE ISO FRIENDS, LOVE, AND/OR A MUSE 25 yr old lesbian seeking similar — ever wished that someone would paint their first impression of you? let me know and we can make that happen, maybe over shabbos dinner?
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
