An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
34 y/o nonreligious njg looking for nonengineer njb I live and work in Silicon Valley where everyone is in tech and I like paperback books. Seeking NJB to explore food and wine together and pretend to be bougie goyim for the fun of it.
33M LOOKING FOR A NJB WITH AN ABILITY FOR BANTER World traveling NJB looking for someone with arresting conversation. Let’s discuss light things (Manhattan) as well as heavyweights (Hannah and her sisters). Me: Funny, foodie and fatalist. You: Humorous, hot and hoping for a good convo. HMU
26 Y/O NJ(trans)B in DFW looking for a serious relationship Bi, Currently in Denton, Wanting to find a serious relationship with another jew in the DFW area. Must be into trans otters! I like music, gaming, yoga, and trying new restaurants, if any of that sounds good to you hmu!
29 Y/O looking for fellow atlanta cat ladies New-ish to ATL and hoping to build community. I’d love people to go to Jewish things, LGBTQ+ events, concerts & Atlanta adventures with! Email if you love hot yoga, volunteering with cats, softball & sustainability—or have an Israeli connection!
37 y/o Proud Patrilineal Jew (he/theY) Seeks NJg in sF Jewish educator & artist hoping to start a family and build a home filled with Shabbat meals, the sounds of Hebrew and Yiddish, and books of all kinds. Ideally, you love dogs, speak French and are down to spend half the year planning for Purim!
40 y/o queer Crip woman ISO smart, kind partner Hello, I live in the north Bay Area in CA and I’m interested in going on dates with other awesome queer people in hopes of co-creating an awesome partnership. I’m a nonfiction disability writer and writing coach. Disabled ppl to the front!
28f librarian in SC – friends from anywhere A 28 y/o stubborn and sassy Reference Librarian; talk to me about gardening, knitting, books, and video games! Looking for friends, pen pals, and fellow rogue fiber enthusiasts from anywhere in the world!
University student looking for progressive jewish community in mtl I’m a queer, Jewish uni student located in Montreal! Looking for community and friendship, especially if you like theatre, social justice, and side quests. I’m down for anything so reach out! Bagels anyone?
28 Y/O queer new to miami Recently moved to Miami and I’m on the hunt for my Jewish community and good friends. I love thrifting, design, and generally making an afternoon out of something that could’ve taken 20 minutes. Bonus points if you’re also new-ish to Miami and looking for your people.
32 F Looking for friends in DT Toronto 32 year old in Toronto looking for Jewish friends downtown (I know everyone’s opinion on what the downtown boundaries are vary. I’m open to interpretations!). Introvert activities like reading and crafts are my fave 🙂
23F jew-ish looking for friends in Shanghai Hii, I just started a semester abroad at Fudan and am looking for other jews to explore Shanghai (or even the rest of china…) with! I like reading, going on long walks, eating good food and yapping about nothing :))
38-year-old woman, Scorpio, half-Ashkenazi, half-Mizrahi Jew looking for her other half Down-to-earth Bay Area web production pro and USC alum. Into comedy, theater, film, and pickleball. When not on the court, I’m doing yoga, eating great pizza, or geeking out over pop culture. Let’s connect!
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
