An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
LOCAL DMV GIRLIE LOOKING TO SHARE THE JOY AND EXCITEMENT OF “SURVIVOR 50.” I’d love to host a watch party for new friends or have you join my fantasy league. Are you in/near Washington DC? Reach out, I’d love to connect!
23 Y/O REFORM NJG LOOKING FOR COMMUNITY IN PHILLY. Been in the city for a bit for grad school but haven’t had the chance to find a Jewish community. Lover of happy hour deals, corny romance novels, thrifting, bar trivia, craft nights and the Rittenhouse Farmers’ Market!
23 Y/O FEMALE JEW-ISH BOSTONIAN LIVING IN MONTREAL. Searching for the LOML who also enjoys Billy Joel, cooking and board game nights. Extra points will be given to wine connoisseurs and those that get large popcorn at the movie theaters.
29 NJG SEEKING 30S NJB IN SEATTLE! Attorney hoping to find a partner to satisfy our bubbes at holidays. Looking for a man to kvetch and kvell with — someone who likes to be outside but who also watches trashy TV. If you want to laugh till you cry and complain about the Seattle bagel scene, let’s grab drinks!
SEASONALLY DEPRESSED NJG (29) SEEKS SAME. Let’s chit-chat, craft and let Ben Mankiewicz recommend TCM’s finest for us to fritter away the dark armpit months of a Greater Boston winter. Seasonal depression not required, 20/30-somethings with old souls recommended.
REFORM FEMALE CANTOR (31) SEEKING LOVE WITH AN NJB WHO CAN MAKE ME LAUGH. Let’s nosh our way through New York and dance the night away.
CULTURAL JEWITCH (27F) in Somerville looking for friends who could become close friends. I will mend or alter your clothes and make you soup when you’re sick. How can I lean on you?
39F NICE/NAUGHTY JEWISH LESBIAN ISO LOVING PARTNERSHIP IN TORONTO. Passionate about creativity. I play guitar, write poetry, paint, craft & cook. I enjoy humor, nature, day trips, travel, Jewish life, Canadiana, museums/galleries & being an auntie. Hoping to be a wife & mom. ISO les/bi 30s/40sF.
34 Y/O NJG IN SONOMA COUNTY, CA SEEKING NJB TO MAKE SOUP FOR THIS WINTER. East Coast transplant working in wine so there’s always something good to drink on hand! Would be great to be with someone who gets the whole first gen Eastern European vibe I come with.
JEWISH GAL (27) IN THE PNW. ISO someone who also enjoys reading Jewish books and pointing out every Jewish celebrity in anything ever. I have two cats and they only sometimes try to light the house on fire with the Shabbat candles. Let’s talk about history and then maybe fall in love.
20s LESBIAN EX-ORTHODOX SEPHARDIC AND ASHKENAZI JEWISH WOMAN. ISO anyone to hang with in NJ/NYC. Preferably want a relationship but anything is fine!!
27 Y/O NJB (NICE JEWISH BIRDER) LOOKING FOR NYC/LONG ISLAND-BASED NJG. Have an animal you want photographed, a plushie at an arcade won* or a restaurant you want to try? Look no further, I’m your guy! *Results may vary, plushie not guaranteed.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
