An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
69 Y/O JEWISH LESBIAN IN MD SEEKING FRIENDS OR MORE. Secular Humanist, nature and dog lover enacting tikkun olam through everyday acts of kindness and my work. Love the arts and early mornings. “Star Trek” keeps me hopeful.
ON A BENCH IN CHICAGO SITS A 30-SOMETHING FEMALE MENSCH SEEKING FRIENDS. Teacher, grad student, baker & adventurer looking for friends of any gender to build community with. Into genuine conversation, kindness, empathy & great food. Let’s go on an urban hike — or stay in, chat and play games!
MID-30S FEMME IN LONDON SEEKS BASHERT FOR SILLINESS AND BEIGEL EATING. Lover of the moon, bad puns, old pubs and radical diasporism. Open to non-snorers of all genders and none.
22M LOOKING FOR AN NJG IN NYC/NJ AREA TO ENJOY THE FOLLOWING (PLUS MORE) celebrating Shabbat together, going on any type of adventure, doing food reviews, taking over aux in the car and watching “Brooklyn 99.” Non-negotiable: must love dogs.
LOCAL DMV GIRLIE LOOKING TO SHARE THE JOY AND EXCITEMENT OF “SURVIVOR 50.” I’d love to host a watch party for new friends or have you join my fantasy league. Are you in/near Washington DC? Reach out, I’d love to connect!
23 Y/O REFORM NJG LOOKING FOR COMMUNITY IN PHILLY. Been in the city for a bit for grad school but haven’t had the chance to find a Jewish community. Lover of happy hour deals, corny romance novels, thrifting, bar trivia, craft nights and the Rittenhouse Farmers’ Market!
38M ACADEMIC WHO’S RECENTLY RETURNED TO THE CHICAGO AREA. I’m originally from Israel. Here to date women, and also happy to connect with people who enjoy thoughtful conversations, being curious about the world and the occasional unplanned adventure. I keep Shabbat, but am also quite worldly and open-minded.
SEASONALLY DEPRESSED NJG (29) SEEKS SAME. Let’s chit-chat, craft and let Ben Mankiewicz recommend TCM’s finest for us to fritter away the dark armpit months of a Greater Boston winter. Seasonal depression not required, 20/30-somethings with old souls recommended.
TALL KING (6’2”) LOOKING FOR HIS PRINCESS. 26 y/o living in Chicago. New to the city, looking for a NJG to explore and adventure with!
26 Y/O BI NJG (CULTURALLY JEWISH) IN BARCELONA, SPAIN. Moved here a couple months ago. I’m looking for friends to hang out and/or celebrate holidays and light candles with on Shabbat!
32F ISO FRIENDS AND POTENTIALLY A NJB. Just moved to London from Newcastle (originally from the East Coast, US). Loves cats and dogs, museums, books, coffee, bagels and people-watching.
REFORM FEMALE CANTOR (31) SEEKING LOVE WITH AN NJB WHO CAN MAKE ME LAUGH. Let’s nosh our way through New York and dance the night away.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
