Friends
East Coast
MID-30S NoVA GIRLIE LOOKING FOR FRIENDS TO DO JEWISH AND/OR THEATER THINGS WITH. Moved to Springfield, don’t really know anybody. Love museums, theater, being Jewish, reading and cats.
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Romance
Midwest
WIDOWED 62 Y/O NJG LOOKING FOR MY NEXT CHAPTER IN CHICAGO. Not into the “apps,” so I’m hoping I can find a NJB, maybe someone you know, that is looking for a date! I love gardening, hiking, cooking, watching not-scary movies and live music of all types. Ready to meet a smart and kind mensch.
Friends
East Coast
23, GENDERFLUID & IN THE DMV LOOKING FOR HAVRUTAH. Wanting to delve more into parsha with a study buddy. Also looking for a buddy to explore Jewish community in D.C. & Virginia.
Romance
East Coast
OLD SOUL 21M NJB ISO NJG OR NJB IN NYC METRO. I’m a senior at college in Jersey, from Long Island. Seeking to become a Conservative Rabbi, good for the in-laws. Love learning, eating, having a cozy night-in & listening to music. If you love the Beatles and Hitchcock movies, let’s talk.
Romance
East Coast
33M BROOKLYN NJB SEEKING NJG. Me: over-active, sauna-loving, Broadway-going, Russian-speaking, co-op member. You: active, serious about a relationship, love being cooked for, enjoy respectful debate and a bit of sarcasm, too.
Romance
East Coast
I TOLD MY SON (LATE 30S/NYC) I WAS DOING THIS FOR HIM. He rolled his eyes, but didn’t say no. Which is almost like a yes, right? He’s a kind, deep, compassionate brainiac, stalwart progressive & writer. He’s looking for someone interesting and curious. Secular humanist Jewish background. I give him 10/10 stars.
Romance
East Coast
EARLY 30S NJG IN BOSTON IN SEARCH OF ROMANTIC PARTNER (GENDER OPTIONAL). Me: overeducated, hippie, Reformish, theater lover, sci-fi nerd. You: witty, kind, local, doesn’t mind New England winters. Let’s go apple picking and get our fall COVID shots together.
Romance
East Coast
CHAPSTICK LESBIAN (37F) SEEKING HER BASHERT! My mom once warned teen-me not to give boys keppe… did that make me gay? I’m a romantic who’s into adventures, extreme cuddling with my senior pup and gazing at the one star visible through Philly’s light pollution.
Romance
East Coast
20F FEMINIST BOOKWORM FROM QUEENS ISO NJB. Somewhere between Modern Orthodox and Orthodox. I thrift, draw, write and love creating. Not a big talker unless it’s a good intellectual debate – then I’m all in. Seeking a fellow nerd for friendship, study sessions, Shabbat meals or maybe a lifelong partnership.
Romance
Canada
JEWISH LESBIAN (33) LIVING IT UP IN WESTERN CANADA. i’m looking for someone with whom to study torah, have candlelit shabbat dinners and smooch — who will be the reish lakish to my rabbi yochanan? open to ldr because there are only like 5 jewish lesbians here.
Romance
Midwest
DEMIGIRL AND QUEEN (36) BASED IN METRO DETROIT. I’m seeking COVID-cautious local friendships and/or local & long-distance romantic relationships with folks +/- 5 years of me. Together we could: learn, sing, eat vegan food, go outside, enjoy the arts and/or protest against fascism.
Romance
East Coast
SHABBAT-KEEPING LESBIAN (28F) looking for love in D.C. (or elsewhere in the northeast). My friends describe me as a stellar advice giver, their go-to resume editor and a bit of a gossip. If you share my love of Israel, softball, thrillers or trashy Netflix shows, let’s prove love is blind.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.