An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
23 Y/O FEMALE JEW-ISH BOSTONIAN LIVING IN MONTREAL. Searching for the LOML who also enjoys Billy Joel, cooking and board game nights. Extra points will be given to wine connoisseurs and those that get large popcorn at the movie theaters.
38M ACADEMIC WHO’S RECENTLY RETURNED TO THE CHICAGO AREA. I’m originally from Israel. Here to date women, and also happy to connect with people who enjoy thoughtful conversations, being curious about the world and the occasional unplanned adventure. I keep Shabbat, but am also quite worldly and open-minded.
SEASONALLY DEPRESSED NJG (29) SEEKS SAME. Let’s chit-chat, craft and let Ben Mankiewicz recommend TCM’s finest for us to fritter away the dark armpit months of a Greater Boston winter. Seasonal depression not required, 20/30-somethings with old souls recommended.
TALL KING (6’2”) LOOKING FOR HIS PRINCESS. 26 y/o living in Chicago. New to the city, looking for a NJG to explore and adventure with!
MID-30S NJG IN ATX LOOKING FOR LIBERAL NJB. Smart, funny, self-aware. Enjoys good banter, deep dives and thoughtful tangents. Values honesty, effort and building real chemistry.
REFORM FEMALE CANTOR (31) SEEKING LOVE WITH AN NJB WHO CAN MAKE ME LAUGH. Let’s nosh our way through New York and dance the night away.
CULTURAL JEWITCH (27F) in Somerville looking for friends who could become close friends. I will mend or alter your clothes and make you soup when you’re sick. How can I lean on you?
39F NICE/NAUGHTY JEWISH LESBIAN ISO LOVING PARTNERSHIP IN TORONTO. Passionate about creativity. I play guitar, write poetry, paint, craft & cook. I enjoy humor, nature, day trips, travel, Jewish life, Canadiana, museums/galleries & being an auntie. Hoping to be a wife & mom. ISO les/bi 30s/40sF.
20s LESBIAN EX-ORTHODOX SEPHARDIC AND ASHKENAZI JEWISH WOMAN. ISO anyone to hang with in NJ/NYC. Preferably want a relationship but anything is fine!!
27 Y/O NJB (NICE JEWISH BIRDER) LOOKING FOR NYC/LONG ISLAND-BASED NJG. Have an animal you want photographed, a plushie at an arcade won* or a restaurant you want to try? Look no further, I’m your guy! *Results may vary, plushie not guaranteed.
30F SCOTTISH TRANSPLANT IN TORONTO SEEKING A KIND, FUNNY GUY WHO LOVES DOGS, COZY SUNDAYS AND GOOD BANTER. If you’re into travel, game nights and Netflix marathons, we’ll get along famously. Bonus points if my pup approves first!
30 CIS/GAY REFORM NJB. Looking for a friend, pen pal, longterm partner, you name it. I live in the Mid-South but am adventurous. I enjoy baking, aimless wandering with another, reading and hosting dinner parties. I love love.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
