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JUST A HISPANIC JEWISH GIRL IN HER EARLY 20S LOOKING FOR HER PRINCE CHARMING IN CHICAGO (IF THAT’S POSSIBLE). Looking for someone who loves techno, going to happy hour and watching sports. She doesn’t play games and takes things seriously in the right moments. Can you live up to her high standards?
30F JEW-ISH TEMU VERSION OF HANNAH EINBINDER IN NYC. I’m seeking fellow tender goofball NJG/ENBY for weekly trips to Zabar’s and other romantic activities! Me: a face your Bubby will love, ambition your mom will and cooking skills all for you. You: brilliant, thoughtful, always ready to go along with a bit.
31M NJB IN D.C. SEEKING NJG. Politics & policy nerd, JD, cat dad. Swiftie & vinyl lover. Into movies, travel and real convos. Hot take: I hate Trader Joe’s — but I’ll still carry your groceries. Hoping to find someone worth skipping Sunday scaries with.
38 Y/O REFORM-ISH NJB NEW TO ST. LOUIS. I’m looking for a local NJG to be my person, and friends to celebrate Shabbat. Let’s sit outside reading, go running in Forest Park and try random cooking and dance classes around the city! Looking for emotional openness and intellectual curiosity.
TAROT-LOVING TROUBLEMAKER (34F) IN MANHATTAN SEEKING NJB WITH SPARK. Into activism, city-wandering, dogs, movie nights and pulling cards to see if you’re trouble. You: kind, funny, smart, a little mischievous and up for late-night park hangs and other adventures. Bonus points if you love dogs, too.
30 Y/O OBSERVANT GIRLY RELOCATING TO PHILLY. I’m seeking friends (maybe roommates?) to show me around my new city! Kosher pescatarian. I like bagels, movies, outdoors, arts & crafts and farmers markets. Always open to trying new things! Invite me to your Shabbat dinner and I’ll bring a homemade dessert!
19 ENBY LOOKING FOR FRIENDS (OR MAYBE MORE) IN NYC. my favorite things are bad horror movies, pastels and really all things kitsch. i’m in search of people who share my interest in the oddities of this world. tell me about your favorite niche topic!
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
