Friends
East Coast
23, GENDERFLUID & IN THE DMV LOOKING FOR HAVRUTAH. Wanting to delve more into parsha with a study buddy. Also looking for a buddy to explore Jewish community in D.C. & Virginia.
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Romance
East Coast
OLD SOUL 21M NJB ISO NJG OR NJB IN NYC METRO. I’m a senior at college in Jersey, from Long Island. Seeking to become a Conservative Rabbi, good for the in-laws. Love learning, eating, having a cozy night-in & listening to music. If you love the Beatles and Hitchcock movies, let’s talk.
Romance
East Coast
33M BROOKLYN NJB SEEKING NJG. Me: over-active, sauna-loving, Broadway-going, Russian-speaking, co-op member. You: active, serious about a relationship, love being cooked for, enjoy respectful debate and a bit of sarcasm, too.
Romance
East Coast
I TOLD MY SON (LATE 30S/NYC) I WAS DOING THIS FOR HIM. He rolled his eyes, but didn’t say no. Which is almost like a yes, right? He’s a kind, deep, compassionate brainiac, stalwart progressive & writer. He’s looking for someone interesting and curious. Secular humanist Jewish background. I give him 10/10 stars.
Romance
East Coast
EARLY 30S NJG IN BOSTON IN SEARCH OF ROMANTIC PARTNER (GENDER OPTIONAL). Me: overeducated, hippie, Reformish, theater lover, sci-fi nerd. You: witty, kind, local, doesn’t mind New England winters. Let’s go apple picking and get our fall COVID shots together.
Romance
East Coast
CHAPSTICK LESBIAN (37F) SEEKING HER BASHERT! My mom once warned teen-me not to give boys keppe… did that make me gay? I’m a romantic who’s into adventures, extreme cuddling with my senior pup and gazing at the one star visible through Philly’s light pollution.
Romance
East Coast
20F FEMINIST BOOKWORM FROM QUEENS ISO NJB. Somewhere between Modern Orthodox and Orthodox. I thrift, draw, write and love creating. Not a big talker unless it’s a good intellectual debate – then I’m all in. Seeking a fellow nerd for friendship, study sessions, Shabbat meals or maybe a lifelong partnership.
Romance
Midwest
DEMIGIRL AND QUEEN (36) BASED IN METRO DETROIT. I’m seeking COVID-cautious local friendships and/or local & long-distance romantic relationships with folks +/- 5 years of me. Together we could: learn, sing, eat vegan food, go outside, enjoy the arts and/or protest against fascism.
Romance
East Coast
SHABBAT-KEEPING LESBIAN (28F) looking for love in D.C. (or elsewhere in the northeast). My friends describe me as a stellar advice giver, their go-to resume editor and a bit of a gossip. If you share my love of Israel, softball, thrillers or trashy Netflix shows, let’s prove love is blind.
Romance
Midwest
JUST A HISPANIC JEWISH GIRL IN HER EARLY 20S LOOKING FOR HER PRINCE CHARMING IN CHICAGO (IF THAT’S POSSIBLE). Looking for someone who loves techno, going to happy hour and watching sports. She doesn’t play games and takes things seriously in the right moments. Can you live up to her high standards?
Romance
South
SOUTH CAROLINA GOV’T HOTTIE SEEKING NJB. NJG (35F) seeking a fit, secular NJB (mid-to-late 30s). Can you keep up and challenge me? I am creative, nerdy and bossy. Seeking a deep emotional connection filled with passion and intensity — someone to spoil and be spoiled by.
Romance
East Coast
30F JEW-ISH TEMU VERSION OF HANNAH EINBINDER IN NYC. I’m seeking fellow tender goofball NJG/ENBY for weekly trips to Zabar’s and other romantic activities! Me: a face your Bubby will love, ambition your mom will and cooking skills all for you. You: brilliant, thoughtful, always ready to go along with a bit.
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About Hey Alma Classifieds
In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.