An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
EARLY 30S NJG IN BOSTON IN SEARCH OF ROMANTIC PARTNER (GENDER OPTIONAL). Me: overeducated, hippie, Reformish, theater lover, sci-fi nerd. You: witty, kind, local, doesn’t mind New England winters. Let’s go apple picking and get our fall COVID shots together.
CHAPSTICK LESBIAN (37F) SEEKING HER BASHERT! My mom once warned teen-me not to give boys keppe… did that make me gay? I’m a romantic who’s into adventures, extreme cuddling with my senior pup and gazing at the one star visible through Philly’s light pollution.
20F FEMINIST BOOKWORM FROM QUEENS ISO NJB. Somewhere between Modern Orthodox and Orthodox. I thrift, draw, write and love creating. Not a big talker unless it’s a good intellectual debate – then I’m all in. Seeking a fellow nerd for friendship, study sessions, Shabbat meals or maybe a lifelong partnership.
JEWISH LESBIAN (33) LIVING IT UP IN WESTERN CANADA. i’m looking for someone with whom to study torah, have candlelit shabbat dinners and smooch — who will be the reish lakish to my rabbi yochanan? open to ldr because there are only like 5 jewish lesbians here.
SHABBAT-KEEPING LESBIAN (28F) looking for love in D.C. (or elsewhere in the northeast). My friends describe me as a stellar advice giver, their go-to resume editor and a bit of a gossip. If you share my love of Israel, softball, thrillers or trashy Netflix shows, let’s prove love is blind.
30F JEW-ISH TEMU VERSION OF HANNAH EINBINDER IN NYC. I’m seeking fellow tender goofball NJG/ENBY for weekly trips to Zabar’s and other romantic activities! Me: a face your Bubby will love, ambition your mom will and cooking skills all for you. You: brilliant, thoughtful, always ready to go along with a bit.
31M NJB IN D.C. SEEKING NJG. Politics & policy nerd, JD, cat dad. Swiftie & vinyl lover. Into movies, travel and real convos. Hot take: I hate Trader Joe’s — but I’ll still carry your groceries. Hoping to find someone worth skipping Sunday scaries with.
QUEER LATINÉ JEW (30S) SEEKING COMMUNITY IN SEATTLE. I didn’t grow up with the “typical” Jewish experiences, so I’d love to connect with folks who are open to helping me explore my Jewish identity and share traditions. I’d love to make friends — queer, Jewish or otherwise — who want to build a warm, inclusive circle together.
26 Y/O LESBIAN IN SAN DIEGO. I’m searching for social, artsy, fun cuties that may enjoy board games, anything music-related and cuddling. Bonus points if you speak another language!
TAROT-LOVING TROUBLEMAKER (34F) IN MANHATTAN SEEKING NJB WITH SPARK. Into activism, city-wandering, dogs, movie nights and pulling cards to see if you’re trouble. You: kind, funny, smart, a little mischievous and up for late-night park hangs and other adventures. Bonus points if you love dogs, too.
30 Y/O OBSERVANT GIRLY RELOCATING TO PHILLY. I’m seeking friends (maybe roommates?) to show me around my new city! Kosher pescatarian. I like bagels, movies, outdoors, arts & crafts and farmers markets. Always open to trying new things! Invite me to your Shabbat dinner and I’ll bring a homemade dessert!
19 ENBY LOOKING FOR FRIENDS (OR MAYBE MORE) IN NYC. my favorite things are bad horror movies, pastels and really all things kitsch. i’m in search of people who share my interest in the oddities of this world. tell me about your favorite niche topic!
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
