An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
OLD SOUL 21M NJB ISO NJG OR NJB IN NYC METRO. I’m a senior at college in Jersey, from Long Island. Seeking to become a Conservative Rabbi, good for the in-laws. Love learning, eating, having a cozy night-in & listening to music. If you love the Beatles and Hitchcock movies, let’s talk.
SACRAMENTO NJB (37M). Politics & policy nerd. Seeking a partner for Shabbat dinners, musicals and international travel. Let’s build a life together, starting with Friday Shabbat potlucks.
33M BROOKLYN NJB SEEKING NJG. Me: over-active, sauna-loving, Broadway-going, Russian-speaking, co-op member. You: active, serious about a relationship, love being cooked for, enjoy respectful debate and a bit of sarcasm, too.
EXTROVERTED NJG (34F) IN EAST AFRICA. Diplomat with London roots, open to love anywhere. Into jazz, improv, ocean dips and Jewish baked goods (yes, carbs are a love language!). Seeking a man with humour, high EQ and a sense of adventure. Multicultural/interfaith welcome. Let’s adopt a cat called Babka?
I TOLD MY SON (LATE 30S/NYC) I WAS DOING THIS FOR HIM. He rolled his eyes, but didn’t say no. Which is almost like a yes, right? He’s a kind, deep, compassionate brainiac, stalwart progressive & writer. He’s looking for someone interesting and curious. Secular humanist Jewish background. I give him 10/10 stars.
EARLY 30S NJG IN BOSTON IN SEARCH OF ROMANTIC PARTNER (GENDER OPTIONAL). Me: overeducated, hippie, Reformish, theater lover, sci-fi nerd. You: witty, kind, local, doesn’t mind New England winters. Let’s go apple picking and get our fall COVID shots together.
CHAPSTICK LESBIAN (37F) SEEKING HER BASHERT! My mom once warned teen-me not to give boys keppe… did that make me gay? I’m a romantic who’s into adventures, extreme cuddling with my senior pup and gazing at the one star visible through Philly’s light pollution.
20F FEMINIST BOOKWORM FROM QUEENS ISO NJB. Somewhere between Modern Orthodox and Orthodox. I thrift, draw, write and love creating. Not a big talker unless it’s a good intellectual debate – then I’m all in. Seeking a fellow nerd for friendship, study sessions, Shabbat meals or maybe a lifelong partnership.
DEMIGIRL AND QUEEN (36) BASED IN METRO DETROIT. I’m seeking COVID-cautious local friendships and/or local & long-distance romantic relationships with folks +/- 5 years of me. Together we could: learn, sing, eat vegan food, go outside, enjoy the arts and/or protest against fascism.
MELBOURNE NJB (37M) SEEKING NJG (< 39F). I’m community-oriented and looking for a life partner with intention for marriage. You value both tradition and modernity, and you’re looking for a genuine person to complement your already full-life. Let’s build a warm Jewish home together.
JEWISH LESBIAN (33) LIVING IT UP IN WESTERN CANADA. i’m looking for someone with whom to study torah, have candlelit shabbat dinners and smooch — who will be the reish lakish to my rabbi yochanan? open to ldr because there are only like 5 jewish lesbians here.
VOLUPTUOUS NJL(ESBIAN) LOOKING FOR LOVE IN EUROPE. 32 y/o femme in search of masc/butch bashert to co-parent cats, raise a family and binge-watch comfort shows with. Based in London but happy to travel despite Taurus tendencies. I’ll bake the challah if you say hamotzei?
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
