An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
31M NJB IN D.C. SEEKING NJG. Politics & policy nerd, JD, cat dad. Swiftie & vinyl lover. Into movies, travel and real convos. Hot take: I hate Trader Joe’s — but I’ll still carry your groceries. Hoping to find someone worth skipping Sunday scaries with.
TAROT-LOVING TROUBLEMAKER (34F) IN MANHATTAN SEEKING NJB WITH SPARK. Into activism, city-wandering, dogs, movie nights and pulling cards to see if you’re trouble. You: kind, funny, smart, a little mischievous and up for late-night park hangs and other adventures. Bonus points if you love dogs, too.
37 Y/O NJG L.A. RABBI LOOKING FOR MY NJB L.A.-BASED REBBETZMAN: (32-45ish) — Valley or city, doesn’t matter for my bashert. Looking for my plus-one at Shabbat dinners, evenings at the theater and karaoke nights! I come with a dog now, and I hope for kids later.
19 ENBY LOOKING FOR FRIENDS (OR MAYBE MORE) IN NYC. my favorite things are bad horror movies, pastels and really all things kitsch. i’m in search of people who share my interest in the oddities of this world. tell me about your favorite niche topic!
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
