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40 y/o queer Crip woman ISO smart, kind partner Hello, I live in the north Bay Area in CA and I’m interested in going on dates with other awesome queer people in hopes of co-creating an awesome partnership. I’m a nonfiction disability writer and writing coach. Disabled ppl to the front!
ACE Romance/Partnership I’m a 27yo asexual gal — probably either humming a nigun, consuming an alarming amount of tahini, trying to understand a poem, or gentle-parenting my cat. I want to live in a purple house with a big table for shabbat dinners, a compost heap, & room for kids someday. Join me?
NB LESBIAN JEW NY DYKE ISO FRIENDS, LOVE, AND/OR A MUSE 25 yr old lesbian seeking similar — ever wished that someone would paint their first impression of you? let me know and we can make that happen, maybe over shabbos dinner?
Bookish outdoorsy lefty 24F in Nyc seeks 20’s M who has the carpentry skills to build a bookshelf and the volumes to fill it. I can cook and my friends think I’m funny. Let’s shul hop together and draw up plans for our future homestead!
25 Y/O NJG looking for a NJB to start a life with Located in MN. I love baking, reading, writing, painting, and getting crafty. I also have two cats, and yes, we are a package deal. 🐈⬛🐈 You must be religious and looking to become more observant. 35 and under. Located within the US.
56M wants to date ur mom Our dad is looking for a 40/50s NJG who loves travel, family, and yoga/running as much as him. Midwesterner willing to relocate for the right person. Not very religious. AMC AList if that’s important. Loyal, kind, funny, financially stable. Resembles Ben Stiller/Jeff Goldblum
34 Y/O ENBY IN CHICAGO SEEKS MOVIE DATES Tattooed, bespectacled, bookish Jew in Chicago seeks non-monogamous romance. Me: reads a lot, loves movies and restaurants, has three cats, makes a mean gluten free challah. You: open to adventure, loves cuddles and chats, has feelings about tikkun olam.
30 y/o njg in fl looking for her beshert I’m very involved in my temple community, a cat mom, and a mental health therapist. I love music, taking walks, reading, and would call myself a homebody. I have a life surrounded by love and want to share it with someone! I’m open to a LTR if it’s a match!
23 Y/O Filmmaker IN NYC LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO ENGAGE IN WITTY BANTER I’m a freelance writer/director and educator based in Brooklyn with a love for indie filmmaking, disability justice, and Yiddish poetry. Looking for an NJB to drag to artsy movies, and engage in deeply enthusiastic conversations
25f in North London in search of a njg Funny, caring + thoughtful aspiring barrister and chatterbox who loves outdoor swimming, walks on the Heath, latte art, cinema, cooking lentils, Noah Kahan, and being cosy at home. ISO someone kind, sincere, funny, and interested in the world and other people.
29F in DC area seeking my person Museum professional, Yankees fan, card-game lover, trivia enthusiast, cat mom, known for her Jewish grandma hobbies. Raised Reform, hoping to meet a Jewish man 26–39 who wants kids, a life partner, and a warm Jewish home. Kindness, curiosity, and humor are a plus.
38-year-old woman, Scorpio, half-Ashkenazi, half-Mizrahi Jew looking for her other half Down-to-earth Bay Area web production pro and USC alum. Into comedy, theater, film, and pickleball. When not on the court, I’m doing yoga, eating great pizza, or geeking out over pop culture. Let’s connect!
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
