An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
argumentative femme SEEKS SAME DMV-based 23F high femme lesbian with a butch spirit. Smells like: Phlur Father Figure. Looks like: Brunette Sabrina Carpenter. Interested in: sweet, bothered girl who will fight me with the spirit of Hannah Einbinder getting arrested. Academic af, offers great critique
19Y/O Lesbian ISO likeminded LGBTQ frienDS NYC is home; in CT for college. Am lonely in this sea of antizionist/antisemitic leftists & would love to find fellow “average liberal” queer students also caught between communities. Other interests: theatre, books, New Wave music, baking, ancient history.
26 Y/O NJ(trans)B in DFW looking for a serious relationship Bi, Currently in Denton, Wanting to find a serious relationship with another jew in the DFW area. Must be into trans otters! I like music, gaming, yoga, and trying new restaurants, if any of that sounds good to you hmu!
29 Y/O looking for fellow atlanta cat ladies New-ish to ATL and hoping to build community. I’d love people to go to Jewish things, LGBTQ+ events, concerts & Atlanta adventures with! Email if you love hot yoga, volunteering with cats, softball & sustainability—or have an Israeli connection!
33M in NYC FOR nJB Gay Jew in NYC. Creative, funny, close to family, and looking for someone similar, someone who loves traveling as much as a good staycation. Open to someone outside NYC, though NYC is home base. Tell me the last book you read, city you traveled to, or something to make me laugh.
ACE Romance/Partnership I’m a 27yo asexual gal — probably either humming a nigun, consuming an alarming amount of tahini, trying to understand a poem, or gentle-parenting my cat. I want to live in a purple house with a big table for shabbat dinners, a compost heap, & room for kids someday. Join me?
NB LESBIAN JEW NY DYKE ISO FRIENDS, LOVE, AND/OR A MUSE 25 yr old lesbian seeking similar — ever wished that someone would paint their first impression of you? let me know and we can make that happen, maybe over shabbos dinner?
Bookish outdoorsy lefty 24F in Nyc seeks 20’s M who has the carpentry skills to build a bookshelf and the volumes to fill it. I can cook and my friends think I’m funny. Let’s shul hop together and draw up plans for our future homestead!
33 Y/O Couple looking for friends Baltimore based. Looking for a community of other folks who enjoy indie music, connecting with nature, and contemplating a d’var Torah over candle-lit shabbat dinner together. Also open to local DMV song-circles or renewal Judaism events.
28f librarian in SC – friends from anywhere A 28 y/o stubborn and sassy Reference Librarian; talk to me about gardening, knitting, books, and video games! Looking for friends, pen pals, and fellow rogue fiber enthusiasts from anywhere in the world!
30 y/o njg in fl looking for her beshert I’m very involved in my temple community, a cat mom, and a mental health therapist. I love music, taking walks, reading, and would call myself a homebody. I have a life surrounded by love and want to share it with someone! I’m open to a LTR if it’s a match!
23 Y/O Filmmaker IN NYC LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO ENGAGE IN WITTY BANTER I’m a freelance writer/director and educator based in Brooklyn with a love for indie filmmaking, disability justice, and Yiddish poetry. Looking for an NJB to drag to artsy movies, and engage in deeply enthusiastic conversations
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
