An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
23 Y/O Filmmaker IN NYC LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO ENGAGE IN WITTY BANTER I’m a freelance writer/director and educator based in Brooklyn with a love for indie filmmaking, disability justice, and Yiddish poetry. Looking for an NJB to drag to artsy movies, and engage in deeply enthusiastic conversations
29F in DC area seeking my person Museum professional, Yankees fan, card-game lover, trivia enthusiast, cat mom, known for her Jewish grandma hobbies. Raised Reform, hoping to meet a Jewish man 26–39 who wants kids, a life partner, and a warm Jewish home. Kindness, curiosity, and humor are a plus.
Senior (60’s) SEEKING to BECOME Safta in the DMV DJW, background working with children, would love to find a family in the DMV open to welcoming a foster safta for sharing apples and honey, stories and songs. And walks with your friendly dog (in case you have one).
32 Y/O Zionist Lesbian NJG based in NYC seeking long-term monogamous partnership with local NJG Let’s attend/host Shabbat meals, drop references like a Gilmore girl, have passionate debates on inconsequential topics, spend time in nature, and romanticize public transit like we’re in Before Sunrise.
NJG SEEKING A NJB WHO ALSO LIKES TO DRINK TEA IN NYC I’m a 34-year-old Judaic studies teacher w/ a passion for cooking fancy Shabbat (& weeknight) dinners. I’m looking for love with another committed Jew in NYC. Message me if you also are a bit of a foodie and like (or could like) watching sports.
28 y/o lesbian in orlando, fl anti zionist leftist woman looking to meet someone in orlando (just moved here). I’m a nurse and I have 4 cats who I love. would love to meet someone to show me around 🙂
BROOKLYN LEFTY NJG (32) looking for love. Bisexual, open to people of all genders. Love to make pottery, bike, cook, & host meals with friends & family. Monogamous and want kids someday. Tragically allergic to most animals, but often found birdwatching in a park. Help me eat all the things I bake!
“I am on an adventure to find my sweet soulmate.” I am a person who looks beyond what may be the obvious. I love to laugh and to enjoy the simple things in life. I would appreciate a man who has a good sense of who he is and a sense of direction about where he wants to be.
Mid 30s lesbian njg for njg (dmv only) Mid-30s lesbian w/ strong opinions, sharp wit (and a sharper jawline) seeking a LTR w/ a fellow NJG who has strong convictions, a talent for witty banter, and appreciates dark humor. Seeking to build a life w/ someone committed to tikkun olam and laughter.
ARE YOU THE MAN FOR OUR AMAZING 58F MOM? She’s smart, professionally fulfilled, adventurous, down-to-earth, talented, funny, and gorgeous! She loves Israel and Judaism. She’s looking for a Jewish man who is kind, professionally fulfilled, put-together, loves animals, and wants to travel with her!
31-YEAR-OLD NJB/DORK LOOKING FOR NJG/NJENBY TO NERD OUT OVER THINGS WITH (NYC). I’m a theater musician, so always down to catch a show. Love to work on crafting projects, play video games, cuddle my cat, and learn more about my people. New member of a reform shul. Looking for a player 2? (ugh cheesy)
37F TATTED-UP POST-SOVIET IMMIGRANT IN NYC. I love the beach, family, being loud, extremely long stoned walks, horror movies & all kinds of music. ISO non-monogamous love w/ a woman who is kind & opinionated for general romance and hopefully, a long term relationship. Long distance is cool if you travel.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
