An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
30 y/o njg in the research triangle, NC Lefty social worker and life-long silly goose looking for a long-term partner! Loves reading on a screened-in porch, every single animal, and road trips. Looking for a man who is curious, gentle, and interested in building a life steeped in community.
argumentative femme SEEKS SAME DMV-based 23F high femme lesbian with a butch spirit. Smells like: Phlur Father Figure. Looks like: Brunette Sabrina Carpenter. Interested in: sweet, bothered girl who will fight me with the spirit of Hannah Einbinder getting arrested. Academic af, offers great critique
19Y/O Lesbian ISO likeminded LGBTQ frienDS NYC is home; in CT for college. Am lonely in this sea of antizionist/antisemitic leftists & would love to find fellow “average liberal” queer students also caught between communities. Other interests: theatre, books, New Wave music, baking, ancient history.
Mizrahi, secular & seeking kindred spirits in Brighton I’m 38, mizrahi and raised secular. Looking to connect with Jewish friends / families in Brighton. Into big ideas and spirited debates, books, culture…etc. Originally from East London, would love to find a little Jewish community by the sea ◡̈
25 Y/O aspiring jew looking for friends and jewish community I’ve been wanting to convert to judaism since I was 16, but I live far from the nearest Jewish community and it’s hard to connect. Looking for someone to take my hand and show me the ropes of Jewish life!
26 Y/O NJ(trans)B in DFW looking for a serious relationship Bi, Currently in Denton, Wanting to find a serious relationship with another jew in the DFW area. Must be into trans otters! I like music, gaming, yoga, and trying new restaurants, if any of that sounds good to you hmu!
29 Y/O looking for fellow atlanta cat ladies New-ish to ATL and hoping to build community. I’d love people to go to Jewish things, LGBTQ+ events, concerts & Atlanta adventures with! Email if you love hot yoga, volunteering with cats, softball & sustainability—or have an Israeli connection!
33M in NYC FOR nJB Gay Jew in NYC. Creative, funny, close to family, and looking for someone similar, someone who loves traveling as much as a good staycation. Open to someone outside NYC, though NYC is home base. Tell me the last book you read, city you traveled to, or something to make me laugh.
23 Y/O Queer NB Human Looking for jewish friends to explore their heritage in Galway, Ireland I’m exploring my Jewish heritage and looking for Jewish friends who can help me learn more about Jewish religion and culture. I make a pretty decent vegan babka and would love to celebrate Shabbat more. :))
ACE Romance/Partnership I’m a 27yo asexual gal — probably either humming a nigun, consuming an alarming amount of tahini, trying to understand a poem, or gentle-parenting my cat. I want to live in a purple house with a big table for shabbat dinners, a compost heap, & room for kids someday. Join me?
NB LESBIAN JEW NY DYKE ISO FRIENDS, LOVE, AND/OR A MUSE 25 yr old lesbian seeking similar — ever wished that someone would paint their first impression of you? let me know and we can make that happen, maybe over shabbos dinner?
Bookish outdoorsy lefty 24F in Nyc seeks 20’s M who has the carpentry skills to build a bookshelf and the volumes to fill it. I can cook and my friends think I’m funny. Let’s shul hop together and draw up plans for our future homestead!
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
