An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
LIGHTHEARTED, LOGICAL AND EMPATHIC LATE 30S WOMAN IN CHICAGO. Seeking intellectual, soulful and playful man to build a life, family and true partnership with. Let’s picnic on the beach, meander through the city and lose track of time together while debating — erm, “discussing” — topics big and small.
27F LESBIAN IN INDY ISO LOVE. Future lawyer and creative soul that sometimes can’t decide between cookies or mochi for dessert. Looking for a woman, 30s to 40s, long distance or local, who enjoys random coastal trips, 2 a.m. movies, kitchen experiments and slow dancing to the music in our heads.
27F LESBIAN IN INDY ISO LOVE. Future lawyer and creative soul that sometimes can’t decide between cookies or mochi for dessert. Looking for a woman, 30s to 40s, long distance or local, who enjoys random coastal trips, 2 a.m. movies, kitchen experiments and slow dancing to the music in our heads.
QUEER 33M ISO HIS BASHERT. Twin Cities education pro (summers off, bubeleh) looking for a handsome mensch to share life’s highs, lows & dinners. I’m analytical, empathetic & irreverent. You’re independent, creative & not allergic to cats. Are you the NJB of my dreams?
MIDWEST MARRIED MAMA 39F ISO SPANISH-SPEAKING FRIENDS. Are you a native Spanish speaker or serious-minded learner? I’m intermediate on my way to advanced! Let’s send audio clips and/or letters back and forth about life, podcasts we love, books to read, etc.!
36F ISO M PARTNER IN CHICAGO. Creative, thoughtful, extroverted introvert who values time in nature, community, spiritual exploration + laughter. LF someone excited to co-build a vibrant Jewish life. Let’s wander Horner Park’s farmers market, drink too much cold brew and explore our connection!
30 Y/O TRANS MASC IN MELBOURNE SEEKING NJB/NJENBY. Recently moved to Aus, interested in your favorite bagel spot! Must be nerdy and goofy. I love board/video games, food, Shrek, crafts and animals. Let’s kvetch over our childhood traumas while searching for wombats before making challah together 🙂
25 Y/O JEWISH GIRL IN CHICAGO SEEKING LEFTIST COMMUNITY! i moved here in september for grad school and would love to find my people. dive bars, sci-fi novels, scrabble, volunteering and ping pong are some of my most pertinent interests. if any of those seem up your alley please reach out!
25 Y/O LESBIAN IN ISRAEL. Looking for the one to watch sunrises with at the beach, try new things and laugh with forever.
36F BISEXUAL JEW LOOKING FOR LOVE. I’m polyamorous in Iowa seeking a wonderful woman or enby to connect with. I’m originally from San Diego but moved to Des Moines five years ago. (Boo winter!) Can we hold hands while walking around the lake and eating pastries?
NJG (MID-20s) IN MELBOURNE SEEKING NJB OR NJG NEARBY. I’m a lawyer and “Schitt’s Creek” enthusiast looking for a mensch to cuddle up with on Shabbat (I make a great borscht). Let’s have long, hilarious and deep conversations while we bush walk and raise lots of progressive Jewish babies together.
30M CREATIVE FROM CHICAGO WHO WORKS IN FILM AND TV. Seeking a partner (F) to join my search for new coffee shops to try, observe Shabbat and explore with, and who is eager to one day have a Jewish family. Not planning to be in Chicago much longer (I have my eyes set on Brooklyn).
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
