An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
NB LESBIAN JEW NY DYKE ISO FRIENDS, LOVE, AND/OR A MUSE 25 yr old lesbian seeking similar — ever wished that someone would paint their first impression of you? let me know and we can make that happen, maybe over shabbos dinner?
Bookish outdoorsy lefty 24F in Nyc seeks 20’s M who has the carpentry skills to build a bookshelf and the volumes to fill it. I can cook and my friends think I’m funny. Let’s shul hop together and draw up plans for our future homestead!
33 Y/O Couple looking for friends Baltimore based. Looking for a community of other folks who enjoy indie music, connecting with nature, and contemplating a d’var Torah over candle-lit shabbat dinner together. Also open to local DMV song-circles or renewal Judaism events.
30 y/o njg in fl looking for her beshert I’m very involved in my temple community, a cat mom, and a mental health therapist. I love music, taking walks, reading, and would call myself a homebody. I have a life surrounded by love and want to share it with someone! I’m open to a LTR if it’s a match!
23 Y/O Filmmaker IN NYC LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO ENGAGE IN WITTY BANTER I’m a freelance writer/director and educator based in Brooklyn with a love for indie filmmaking, disability justice, and Yiddish poetry. Looking for an NJB to drag to artsy movies, and engage in deeply enthusiastic conversations
25f in North London in search of a njg Funny, caring + thoughtful aspiring barrister and chatterbox who loves outdoor swimming, walks on the Heath, latte art, cinema, cooking lentils, Noah Kahan, and being cosy at home. ISO someone kind, sincere, funny, and interested in the world and other people.
29F in DC area seeking my person Museum professional, Yankees fan, card-game lover, trivia enthusiast, cat mom, known for her Jewish grandma hobbies. Raised Reform, hoping to meet a Jewish man 26–39 who wants kids, a life partner, and a warm Jewish home. Kindness, curiosity, and humor are a plus.
Senior (60’s) SEEKING to BECOME Safta in the DMV DJW, background working with children, would love to find a family in the DMV open to welcoming a foster safta for sharing apples and honey, stories and songs. And walks with your friendly dog (in case you have one).
32 Y/O Zionist Lesbian NJG based in NYC seeking long-term monogamous partnership with local NJG Let’s attend/host Shabbat meals, drop references like a Gilmore girl, have passionate debates on inconsequential topics, spend time in nature, and romanticize public transit like we’re in Before Sunrise.
NJG SEEKING A NJB WHO ALSO LIKES TO DRINK TEA IN NYC I’m a 34-year-old Judaic studies teacher w/ a passion for cooking fancy Shabbat (& weeknight) dinners. I’m looking for love with another committed Jew in NYC. Message me if you also are a bit of a foodie and like (or could like) watching sports.
28 y/o lesbian in orlando, fl anti zionist leftist woman looking to meet someone in orlando (just moved here). I’m a nurse and I have 4 cats who I love. would love to meet someone to show me around 🙂
BROOKLYN LEFTY NJG (32) looking for love. Bisexual, open to people of all genders. Love to make pottery, bike, cook, & host meals with friends & family. Monogamous and want kids someday. Tragically allergic to most animals, but often found birdwatching in a park. Help me eat all the things I bake!
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
