An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
Tattoo-BearinG, FJÄLLRÄVEN-CARRYING, OWALA-DRINKING 23 Y/O JEWISH BOY moving from ANN ARBOR to chicago Grad student seeking trophy boyfriend (or funny friends) to vibe with. I speak French, am Jewish + antizionist, and love traveling and photography (new to film photography and loving it)! 🙂
24 Y/O SFBA NJG/SINGLE MOM SEEKS NJG/NJB WHO ENJOYS HIKING, KLEZMER MUSIC AND OCCASIONALLY REMEMBERING TO OBSERVE SHABBAT. Seeking connection, community, challah recipes that won’t come out looking like something that would make your bubbe “oy vey” and anything else that may happen.
SEMI-RURAL DISABLED JEW SEEKING ONLINE COMMUNITY Disabled Jews! I’m starting a Discord server where we can chat and organize observance together (if there’s interest). If you’d like to be part of starting this space, please respond with your Discord handle and I’ll invite you!
22 Y/O JEWISH MAN LOOKING FOR A NJB TO LOVE. I like reading, biking, and Magneto from the “X-Men.” Hopefully you have hobbies of your own and share some of mine. I’m a design student and would love to meet someone funny, creative and kind; someone I could always learn something new with.
26ENBY LESBIAN, DIASPORIST, AuDHD JEW WHO FREQUENTS THE INDIANAPOLIS AREA LOOKING TO BUILD MY “VILLAGE” TO LIVE JEWISH LIFE WITH. I’m open to any type of connection, including monogamous romance. I enjoy music, movies, social justice activism, mysticism, Jewish learning and exploring new places.
25 Y/O MINNEAPOLIS NJG LOOKING FOR ANOTHER NJG TO BUILD A LIFE TOGETHER. I’m a preschool teacher who loves to bake, read, watch documentaries and spend time with my cat! I am a Reform Jewish convert and I love observing Shabbat. Must be located within the U.S. Open to ages 22-35.
27F LESBIAN IN INDY ISO LOVE. Future lawyer and creative soul that sometimes can’t decide between cookies or mochi for dessert. Looking for a woman, 30s to 40s, long distance or local, who enjoys random coastal trips, 2 a.m. movies, kitchen experiments and slow dancing to the music in our heads.
LIGHTHEARTED, LOGICAL AND EMPATHIC LATE 30S WOMAN IN CHICAGO. Seeking intellectual, soulful and playful man to build a life, family and true partnership with. Let’s picnic on the beach, meander through the city and lose track of time together while debating — erm, “discussing” — topics big and small.
27F LESBIAN IN INDY ISO LOVE. Future lawyer and creative soul that sometimes can’t decide between cookies or mochi for dessert. Looking for a woman, 30s to 40s, long distance or local, who enjoys random coastal trips, 2 a.m. movies, kitchen experiments and slow dancing to the music in our heads.
31 Y/O OREGON-BASED NJG. Looking for a kind, emotionally steady NJB who values good conversation, humor and something real. Would be lovely to meet over a Shabbat meal or a puppy playdate!
27 Y/O BRAZILIAN JEWISH WOMAN. Went to Israel 3x, was part of a youth movement (tnuá) but never went to a Jewish/Hebrew school. Looking for fellow “I should know this by now” Jews to study with, laugh about the gaps and finally fill them. Virtual welcome! 🇧🇷✡️
QUEER 33M ISO HIS BASHERT. Twin Cities education pro (summers off, bubeleh) looking for a handsome mensch to share life’s highs, lows & dinners. I’m analytical, empathetic & irreverent. You’re independent, creative & not allergic to cats. Are you the NJB of my dreams?
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
