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18 Y/O JEWISH FEMME LESBIAN IN TORONTO LOOKING FOR A NJG. I love reading, theater, baking and have a gold medal in yapping (literally, I compete in debate for my uni). If any of this interests you, send a carrier pigeon.
19 Y/O CALIFORNIAN JEWISH FEMME LES LOOKING FOR LOVE. I’m into marine biology, crochet, and stupid horror movies. I’m a Ramones fanatic and will definitely get along with your mother, I promise. Ask me about my tarantulas. Good with long distance. See you soon, space cowgirl
24 CULTURALLY JEWISH M IN SAN DIEGO LOOKING FOR ANOTHER INTROVERTED NIGHT OWL. service industry schedule, beach city heart. 1 am adventures or perhaps a stoned movie marathon, your call.
SUPPER CLUB FOUNDER & ASPIRING ITALIAN GRANDMOTHER (30M). I work in AI, coach water polo, speak a few languages and somehow ended up running a community supper club in Berkeley. Looking for someone kind and curious. Let’s build a life filled with great meals, meaningful work and strong friendships
27 Y/O NJB ISO NJG IN LOS ANGELES. I’m a writer in search of a sweet, thoughtful and imaginative Jewish woman. I’m looking for someone to explore new foods, enjoy movies and engage in various outdoor activities with me. Extra points if you can share any spooky ghost stories.
21 Y/O NJG NURSING STUDENT LIVING HALF-AND-HALF IN THE BAY AREA AND PDX. Looking for a njb to cuddle and make my mom happy (but mainly for me). I love anything crafty and to hike and explore!
26 Y/O BI GIRL IN MONTREAL LOOKING FOR CONNECTION AND COMMUNITY. Big appetite for dinner dates, even bigger appetite for love. Looking for a mid-twenties to mid-thirties to be my bashert… or bashert for now 😉
MARRIED 28F LOOKING FOR SOME LOVELY NEW FRIENDS IN TORONTO! My social circle shifted after 10/7 so I’m hoping to meet kind, thoughtful, fun women to build genuine friendships with. I’m into thrifting, museums, galleries, cycling, hiking, trying cute cafés, long walks & generally finding ways to romanticize everyday life.
39F JEWISH QUEER IN LOS ANGELES. I’m the person who remembers your coffee order and makes you laugh when you least expect it. Seeking a Jewish woman for long-term love, good food and showing up for each other. Are you out there?
18 Y/O NJB (NICE JEWISH BUTCH) SEEKING LIKE-MINDED LEFTIST LESBIANS (OR OTHERWISE) IN TORONTO. looking for someone who loves one or many of the following: theater, (women’s) hockey, tom cruise movies, peanut butter chocolate, poser pop punk bands. i can bake you sourdough bread!
27F NEW IN MONTREAL OPEN TO FRIENDS & MAYBE MORE. From Paris, just moved here with my cat. Into cafés, walks, alternative fashion/music, festivals, good conversation and discovering the city. Looking for someone easygoing and curious, mid-20s to early 30s. Bonus if you quote classic Vines daily!
20/ENBY TRANSFEMME LESBIAN IN ON, CA ISO LOCAL-ISH QUEER JEWISH, LEFTY COMMUNITY! or even the special girl to share family recipes with! i adore live music, meditating, cooking and being obnoxious about social justice & politics. if this kind, funny, artsy girl of ur dreams sounds right for u, reply xx.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
