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NICE JEWISH CYCLIST (30M) in TORONTO excited to be in love w/ you Fan of bike lanes, bagels, farmers markets, art, travelling and spending time with the people I love. Hoping to meet a warm, adventurous NJG who loves to laugh and wants a partner in crime for all of life’s adventures, big and small
BROOKLYN LEFTY NJG (32) looking for love. Bisexual, open to people of all genders. Love to make pottery, bike, cook, & host meals with friends & family. Monogamous and want kids someday. Tragically allergic to most animals, but often found birdwatching in a park. Help me eat all the things I bake!
“I am on an adventure to find my sweet soulmate.” I am a person who looks beyond what may be the obvious. I love to laugh and to enjoy the simple things in life. I would appreciate a man who has a good sense of who he is and a sense of direction about where he wants to be.
Mid 30s lesbian njg for njg (dmv only) Mid-30s lesbian w/ strong opinions, sharp wit (and a sharper jawline) seeking a LTR w/ a fellow NJG who has strong convictions, a talent for witty banter, and appreciates dark humor. Seeking to build a life w/ someone committed to tikkun olam and laughter.
ARE YOU THE MAN FOR OUR AMAZING 58F MOM? She’s smart, professionally fulfilled, adventurous, down-to-earth, talented, funny, and gorgeous! She loves Israel and Judaism. She’s looking for a Jewish man who is kind, professionally fulfilled, put-together, loves animals, and wants to travel with her!
31-YEAR-OLD NJB/DORK LOOKING FOR NJG/NJENBY TO NERD OUT OVER THINGS WITH (NYC). I’m a theater musician, so always down to catch a show. Love to work on crafting projects, play video games, cuddle my cat, and learn more about my people. New member of a reform shul. Looking for a player 2? (ugh cheesy)
37F TATTED-UP POST-SOVIET IMMIGRANT IN NYC. I love the beach, family, being loud, extremely long stoned walks, horror movies & all kinds of music. ISO non-monogamous love w/ a woman who is kind & opinionated for general romance and hopefully, a long term relationship. Long distance is cool if you travel.
18 Y/O JEWISH FEMME LESBIAN IN TORONTO LOOKING FOR A NJG. I love reading, theater, baking and have a gold medal in yapping (literally, I compete in debate for my uni). If any of this interests you, send a carrier pigeon.
24 Y/O SFBA NJG/SINGLE MOM SEEKS NJG/NJB WHO ENJOYS HIKING, KLEZMER MUSIC AND OCCASIONALLY REMEMBERING TO OBSERVE SHABBAT. Seeking connection, community, challah recipes that won’t come out looking like something that would make your bubbe “oy vey” and anything else that may happen.
31F TALMUD TEACHER SEEKS FELLOW QUEER TO BUILD A BAYIT NEEMAN B’YISRAEL. Let’s read books together, sing zemirot and jump in the ocean. Currently based in NYC but open to living anywhere within 2,500 miles of Iceland.
62F FAMILY PRACTICE PHYSICIAN AND PUBLISHED AUTHOR SEEKING MY BASHERT. I live on the beach in Long Beach, NY! I love travel, cooking and baking, documentaries and pickleball. I am 5’6” tall, curvy. I like tall, educated men.
SEMI-RURAL DISABLED JEW SEEKING ONLINE COMMUNITY Disabled Jews! I’m starting a Discord server where we can chat and organize observance together (if there’s interest). If you’d like to be part of starting this space, please respond with your Discord handle and I’ll invite you!
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
