An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
EARLY 30s GAL WITH HAIR-PULLING DISORDER LOOKING FOR FELLOW PULLERS TO BE VIRTUAL FRIENDS. Let’s text about the trials and tribulations of trichotillomania with people who get it. Bonus points if you’re a Bravo stan!
QUEER JEWISH GALS LOOKING FOR A SPERM DONOR IN TORONTO. If you are kind, smart, cute and at all curious to hear more, please reach out! Bonus if you’re queer too! Let’s start with a vibe check, we can answer any initial questions you have and go from there.
NJG (MID-20s) IN MELBOURNE SEEKING NJB OR NJG NEARBY. I’m a lawyer and “Schitt’s Creek” enthusiast looking for a mensch to cuddle up with on Shabbat (I make a great borscht). Let’s have long, hilarious and deep conversations while we bush walk and raise lots of progressive Jewish babies together.
28 Y/O AGENDER SS/SK BAAL TESHUVAH FROM THE NORTHERN ADK. Studying in Jerusalem until May. I am open to meeting someone anywhere, but would prefer the eastern half of the US, JLM or Canada. Looking for a relationship with someone of any gender who is passionate, artistic, loves animals (V) and nature.
23 Y/O FEMALE JEW-ISH BOSTONIAN LIVING IN MONTREAL. Searching for the LOML who also enjoys Billy Joel, cooking and board game nights. Extra points will be given to wine connoisseurs and those that get large popcorn at the movie theaters.
39F NICE/NAUGHTY JEWISH LESBIAN ISO LOVING PARTNERSHIP IN TORONTO. Passionate about creativity. I play guitar, write poetry, paint, craft & cook. I enjoy humor, nature, day trips, travel, Jewish life, Canadiana, museums/galleries & being an auntie. Hoping to be a wife & mom. ISO les/bi 30s/40sF.
30F SCOTTISH TRANSPLANT IN TORONTO SEEKING A KIND, FUNNY GUY WHO LOVES DOGS, COZY SUNDAYS AND GOOD BANTER. If you’re into travel, game nights and Netflix marathons, we’ll get along famously. Bonus points if my pup approves first!
JEWISH LESBIAN (33) LIVING IT UP IN WESTERN CANADA. i’m looking for someone with whom to study torah, have candlelit shabbat dinners and smooch — who will be the reish lakish to my rabbi yochanan? open to ldr because there are only like 5 jewish lesbians here.
MELBOURNE NJB (37M) SEEKING NJG (< 39F). I’m community-oriented and looking for a life partner with intention for marriage. You value both tradition and modernity, and you’re looking for a genuine person to complement your already full-life. Let’s build a warm Jewish home together.
31 Y/O REFORM NJG IN NON-JEWISH AREA SEEKS PLATONIC ONLINE FRIENDSHIPS AND COMMUNITY. If you like nerdy things, enjoy reading and arguing about Torah and are comfortable being vulnerable, then we may have the makings of a great friendship.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
