An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
22 Y/O GAY NJB OBSESSED WITH ALL THINGS TAYLOR SWIFT AND REALITY TV. Soon-to-be college graduate looking for his bashert. Currently located in Tampa but ready to get the f*ck out of the hellscape known as Florida ASAP. Tired of swiping on the apps and getting nowhere.
26F CONVERT ISO FRIENDS IN SARASOTA! I love my temple, but the average age is about 85. (Although I have the soul of an old lady, I would like to stop discussing Dinah Shore’s love life.) Would love a cafe-sitting, book-reading buddy, a Hallmark movie-watching pal and/or a theatre companion!
23 Y/O GAY NJB IN AUSTIN. PhD student in climate science looking for cool friends and dates. Big fan of thrifting, sumo oranges, movies, Jewish history, left-wing politics and hot people (in that order).
23 Y/O FEMALE JEW-ISH BOSTONIAN LIVING IN MONTREAL. Searching for the LOML who also enjoys Billy Joel, cooking and board game nights. Extra points will be given to wine connoisseurs and those that get large popcorn at the movie theaters.
MID-30S NJG IN ATX LOOKING FOR LIBERAL NJB. Smart, funny, self-aware. Enjoys good banter, deep dives and thoughtful tangents. Values honesty, effort and building real chemistry.
39F NICE/NAUGHTY JEWISH LESBIAN ISO LOVING PARTNERSHIP IN TORONTO. Passionate about creativity. I play guitar, write poetry, paint, craft & cook. I enjoy humor, nature, day trips, travel, Jewish life, Canadiana, museums/galleries & being an auntie. Hoping to be a wife & mom. ISO les/bi 30s/40sF.
30 CIS/GAY REFORM NJB. Looking for a friend, pen pal, longterm partner, you name it. I live in the Mid-South but am adventurous. I enjoy baking, aimless wandering with another, reading and hosting dinner parties. I love love.
30F SCOTTISH TRANSPLANT IN TORONTO SEEKING A KIND, FUNNY GUY WHO LOVES DOGS, COZY SUNDAYS AND GOOD BANTER. If you’re into travel, game nights and Netflix marathons, we’ll get along famously. Bonus points if my pup approves first!
JEWISH LESBIAN (33) LIVING IT UP IN WESTERN CANADA. i’m looking for someone with whom to study torah, have candlelit shabbat dinners and smooch — who will be the reish lakish to my rabbi yochanan? open to ldr because there are only like 5 jewish lesbians here.
SOUTH CAROLINA GOV’T HOTTIE SEEKING NJB. NJG (35F) seeking a fit, secular NJB (mid-to-late 30s). Can you keep up and challenge me? I am creative, nerdy and bossy. Seeking a deep emotional connection filled with passion and intensity — someone to spoil and be spoiled by.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
