An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
56M wants to date ur mom Our dad is looking for a 40/50s NJG who loves travel, family, and yoga/running as much as him. Midwesterner willing to relocate for the right person. Not very religious. AMC AList if that’s important. Loyal, kind, funny, financially stable. Resembles Ben Stiller/Jeff Goldblum
33 Y/O Couple looking for friends Baltimore based. Looking for a community of other folks who enjoy indie music, connecting with nature, and contemplating a d’var Torah over candle-lit shabbat dinner together. Also open to local DMV song-circles or renewal Judaism events.
34 Y/O ENBY IN CHICAGO SEEKS MOVIE DATES Tattooed, bespectacled, bookish Jew in Chicago seeks non-monogamous romance. Me: reads a lot, loves movies and restaurants, has three cats, makes a mean gluten free challah. You: open to adventure, loves cuddles and chats, has feelings about tikkun olam.
30 y/o njg in fl looking for her beshert I’m very involved in my temple community, a cat mom, and a mental health therapist. I love music, taking walks, reading, and would call myself a homebody. I have a life surrounded by love and want to share it with someone! I’m open to a LTR if it’s a match!
23 Y/O Filmmaker IN NYC LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO ENGAGE IN WITTY BANTER I’m a freelance writer/director and educator based in Brooklyn with a love for indie filmmaking, disability justice, and Yiddish poetry. Looking for an NJB to drag to artsy movies, and engage in deeply enthusiastic conversations
25f in North London in search of a njg Funny, caring + thoughtful aspiring barrister and chatterbox who loves outdoor swimming, walks on the Heath, latte art, cinema, cooking lentils, Noah Kahan, and being cosy at home. ISO someone kind, sincere, funny, and interested in the world and other people.
29F in DC area seeking my person Museum professional, Yankees fan, card-game lover, trivia enthusiast, cat mom, known for her Jewish grandma hobbies. Raised Reform, hoping to meet a Jewish man 26–39 who wants kids, a life partner, and a warm Jewish home. Kindness, curiosity, and humor are a plus.
23F jew-ish looking for friends in Shanghai Hii, I just started a semester abroad at Fudan and am looking for other jews to explore Shanghai (or even the rest of china…) with! I like reading, going on long walks, eating good food and yapping about nothing :))
Senior (60’s) SEEKING to BECOME Safta in the DMV DJW, background working with children, would love to find a family in the DMV open to welcoming a foster safta for sharing apples and honey, stories and songs. And walks with your friendly dog (in case you have one).
SCANDINAVIAN LOOKING FOR (PEN) PALS NEAR AND FAR (F, 30S). There are only a few thousand Jews here — I need more friends who want to discuss the feminism of Dirty Dancing, what you’d put on a Jewish disco playlist and the intersections of queer and Jewish identity.
30-somethings couple looking for friends in the rockies Engaged couple in our 30’s, living in the central Rockies in Colorado. Looking for other mountain Jews of any age or gender to do Shabbos/holidays, activities, and possibly learn Yiddish with. Would be nice to have more friends near Lake Co!
32 Y/O Zionist Lesbian NJG based in NYC seeking long-term monogamous partnership with local NJG Let’s attend/host Shabbat meals, drop references like a Gilmore girl, have passionate debates on inconsequential topics, spend time in nature, and romanticize public transit like we’re in Before Sunrise.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
