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18 Y/O JEWISH FEMME LESBIAN IN TORONTO LOOKING FOR A NJG. I love reading, theater, baking and have a gold medal in yapping (literally, I compete in debate for my uni). If any of this interests you, send a carrier pigeon.
24 CULTURALLY JEWISH M IN SAN DIEGO LOOKING FOR ANOTHER INTROVERTED NIGHT OWL. service industry schedule, beach city heart. 1 am adventures or perhaps a stoned movie marathon, your call.
19 Y/O CALIFORNIAN JEWISH FEMME LES LOOKING FOR LOVE. I’m into marine biology, crochet, and stupid horror movies. I’m a Ramones fanatic and will definitely get along with your mother, I promise. Ask me about my tarantulas. Good with long distance. See you soon, space cowgirl
SEMI-RURAL DISABLED JEW SEEKING ONLINE COMMUNITY Disabled Jews! I’m starting a Discord server where we can chat and organize observance together (if there’s interest). If you’d like to be part of starting this space, please respond with your Discord handle and I’ll invite you!
22 Y/O JEWISH MAN LOOKING FOR A NJB TO LOVE. I like reading, biking, and Magneto from the “X-Men.” Hopefully you have hobbies of your own and share some of mine. I’m a design student and would love to meet someone funny, creative and kind; someone I could always learn something new with.
26ENBY LESBIAN, DIASPORIST, AuDHD JEW WHO FREQUENTS THE INDIANAPOLIS AREA LOOKING TO BUILD MY “VILLAGE” TO LIVE JEWISH LIFE WITH. I’m open to any type of connection, including monogamous romance. I enjoy music, movies, social justice activism, mysticism, Jewish learning and exploring new places.
SUPPER CLUB FOUNDER & ASPIRING ITALIAN GRANDMOTHER (30M). I work in AI, coach water polo, speak a few languages and somehow ended up running a community supper club in Berkeley. Looking for someone kind and curious. Let’s build a life filled with great meals, meaningful work and strong friendships
25 Y/O MINNEAPOLIS NJG LOOKING FOR ANOTHER NJG TO BUILD A LIFE TOGETHER. I’m a preschool teacher who loves to bake, read, watch documentaries and spend time with my cat! I am a Reform Jewish convert and I love observing Shabbat. Must be located within the U.S. Open to ages 22-35.
LIGHTHEARTED, LOGICAL AND EMPATHIC LATE 30S WOMAN IN CHICAGO. Seeking intellectual, soulful and playful man to build a life, family and true partnership with. Let’s picnic on the beach, meander through the city and lose track of time together while debating — erm, “discussing” — topics big and small.
27F LESBIAN IN INDY ISO LOVE. Future lawyer and creative soul that sometimes can’t decide between cookies or mochi for dessert. Looking for a woman, 30s to 40s, long distance or local, who enjoys random coastal trips, 2 a.m. movies, kitchen experiments and slow dancing to the music in our heads.
27 Y/O NJB ISO NJG IN LOS ANGELES. I’m a writer in search of a sweet, thoughtful and imaginative Jewish woman. I’m looking for someone to explore new foods, enjoy movies and engage in various outdoor activities with me. Extra points if you can share any spooky ghost stories.
27F LESBIAN IN INDY ISO LOVE. Future lawyer and creative soul that sometimes can’t decide between cookies or mochi for dessert. Looking for a woman, 30s to 40s, long distance or local, who enjoys random coastal trips, 2 a.m. movies, kitchen experiments and slow dancing to the music in our heads.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
