An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
Senior (60’s) SEEKING to BECOME Safta in the DMV DJW, background working with children, would love to find a family in the DMV open to welcoming a foster safta for sharing apples and honey, stories and songs. And walks with your friendly dog (in case you have one).
30-somethings couple looking for friends in the rockies Engaged couple in our 30’s, living in the central Rockies in Colorado. Looking for other mountain Jews of any age or gender to do Shabbos/holidays, activities, and possibly learn Yiddish with. Would be nice to have more friends near Lake Co!
32 Y/O Zionist Lesbian NJG based in NYC seeking long-term monogamous partnership with local NJG Let’s attend/host Shabbat meals, drop references like a Gilmore girl, have passionate debates on inconsequential topics, spend time in nature, and romanticize public transit like we’re in Before Sunrise.
NJG SEEKING A NJB WHO ALSO LIKES TO DRINK TEA IN NYC I’m a 34-year-old Judaic studies teacher w/ a passion for cooking fancy Shabbat (& weeknight) dinners. I’m looking for love with another committed Jew in NYC. Message me if you also are a bit of a foodie and like (or could like) watching sports.
46m, NJB living now in chicago, finally wanting a wife Goth/Rocker. Helping others all my life and now looking at my own. Working remotely now and will to relocate. Into outdoor activities and traveling to places I have yet to go. Watch concerts sports, tv shows and movies. Visit friends all over US
28 y/o lesbian in orlando, fl anti zionist leftist woman looking to meet someone in orlando (just moved here). I’m a nurse and I have 4 cats who I love. would love to meet someone to show me around 🙂
35 yo jewish toddler mom looking for pals in raleigh nc Would love to find some mom friends who are also raising Jewish babies in the south! Originally from NYC, reform/secular but love all holidays. All tied up in baby stuff these days but love to bake, craft, and have cozy hangs!
BROOKLYN LEFTY NJG (32) looking for love. Bisexual, open to people of all genders. Love to make pottery, bike, cook, & host meals with friends & family. Monogamous and want kids someday. Tragically allergic to most animals, but often found birdwatching in a park. Help me eat all the things I bake!
“I am on an adventure to find my sweet soulmate.” I am a person who looks beyond what may be the obvious. I love to laugh and to enjoy the simple things in life. I would appreciate a man who has a good sense of who he is and a sense of direction about where he wants to be.
Mid 30s lesbian njg for njg (dmv only) Mid-30s lesbian w/ strong opinions, sharp wit (and a sharper jawline) seeking a LTR w/ a fellow NJG who has strong convictions, a talent for witty banter, and appreciates dark humor. Seeking to build a life w/ someone committed to tikkun olam and laughter.
30s Chicagoan NJG seeking NJG Looking for someone warm, thoughtful & emotionally mature to share adventures and cozy nights in. Outdoor activities, kitchen dance parties & crosswords are all fair game. Ultimately hoping to build a Jewish life and home together—with lots of laughter along the way.
Tattoo-BearinG, FJÄLLRÄVEN-CARRYING, OWALA-DRINKING 23 Y/O JEWISH BOY moving from ANN ARBOR to chicago Grad student seeking trophy boyfriend (or funny friends) to vibe with. I speak French, am Jewish + antizionist, and love traveling and photography (new to film photography and loving it)! 🙂
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
