An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
EARLY 30s GAL WITH HAIR-PULLING DISORDER LOOKING FOR FELLOW PULLERS TO BE VIRTUAL FRIENDS. Let’s text about the trials and tribulations of trichotillomania with people who get it. Bonus points if you’re a Bravo stan!
22 Y/O GAY NJB OBSESSED WITH ALL THINGS TAYLOR SWIFT AND REALITY TV. Soon-to-be college graduate looking for his bashert. Currently located in Tampa but ready to get the f*ck out of the hellscape known as Florida ASAP. Tired of swiping on the apps and getting nowhere.
28 Y/O AGENDER SS/SK BAAL TESHUVAH FROM THE NORTHERN ADK. Studying in Jerusalem until May. I am open to meeting someone anywhere, but would prefer the eastern half of the US, JLM or Canada. Looking for a relationship with someone of any gender who is passionate, artistic, loves animals (V) and nature.
26F CONVERT ISO FRIENDS IN SARASOTA! I love my temple, but the average age is about 85. (Although I have the soul of an old lady, I would like to stop discussing Dinah Shore’s love life.) Would love a cafe-sitting, book-reading buddy, a Hallmark movie-watching pal and/or a theatre companion!
23 Y/O GAY NJB IN AUSTIN. PhD student in climate science looking for cool friends and dates. Big fan of thrifting, sumo oranges, movies, Jewish history, left-wing politics and hot people (in that order).
MID-30S NJG IN ATX LOOKING FOR LIBERAL NJB. Smart, funny, self-aware. Enjoys good banter, deep dives and thoughtful tangents. Values honesty, effort and building real chemistry.
30 CIS/GAY REFORM NJB. Looking for a friend, pen pal, longterm partner, you name it. I live in the Mid-South but am adventurous. I enjoy baking, aimless wandering with another, reading and hosting dinner parties. I love love.
SOUTH CAROLINA GOV’T HOTTIE SEEKING NJB. NJG (35F) seeking a fit, secular NJB (mid-to-late 30s). Can you keep up and challenge me? I am creative, nerdy and bossy. Seeking a deep emotional connection filled with passion and intensity — someone to spoil and be spoiled by.
31 Y/O REFORM NJG IN NON-JEWISH AREA SEEKS PLATONIC ONLINE FRIENDSHIPS AND COMMUNITY. If you like nerdy things, enjoy reading and arguing about Torah and are comfortable being vulnerable, then we may have the makings of a great friendship.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
