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39F JEWISH QUEER IN LOS ANGELES. I’m the person who remembers your coffee order and makes you laugh when you least expect it. Seeking a Jewish woman for long-term love, good food and showing up for each other. Are you out there?
20/ENBY TRANSFEMME LESBIAN IN ON, CA ISO LOCAL-ISH QUEER JEWISH, LEFTY COMMUNITY! or even the special girl to share family recipes with! i adore live music, meditating, cooking and being obnoxious about social justice & politics. if this kind, funny, artsy girl of ur dreams sounds right for u, reply xx.
30 Y/O TRANS MASC IN MELBOURNE SEEKING NJB/NJENBY. Recently moved to Aus, interested in your favorite bagel spot! Must be nerdy and goofy. I love board/video games, food, Shrek, crafts and animals. Let’s kvetch over our childhood traumas while searching for wombats before making challah together 🙂
42F AUSSIE (NEW) IN LONDON SEEKING FRIENDS/BOOK CLUB. I’m warm, curious, lively. New interests include: late-in-life fandom (“Heated Rivalry” finally got me!), psychoanalysis, Cotswolds walks. Lifelong interests: Austen, American lit, Yiddish, Shabbos dinner, late-night baking, sea bathing.
NEW COLLEGE GRAD & CULTURAL JEW (20s) SEEKING GAL PALS IN SEA! Loves: Massholes, pilates, long walks to bakeries, Shabbat dinner, “New Girl.” Let’s make Seattle feel like home
22F AMERICAN IN FRANCE LOOKING FOR A PASSOVER SEDER IN THE PARIS-ROUEN AREA. Raised Reform but open to anything, whether it’s a traditional family seder or a gathering of friends! I speak French & can bring kosher-for-Passover baked goods!
25 Y/O LESBIAN IN ISRAEL. Looking for the one to watch sunrises with at the beach, try new things and laugh with forever.
40s QUEER SOLO PARENT IN THE BAY AREA. emotionally effusive and thoughtful. loves ritual. therapist, athlete, writer, builder of community. seeking partner to share pleasure, support and slowly build a life together. bonus points if you are a parent too.
INTENSE, BOOKISH WOMAN (69) IN LONDON ISO LIKEMINDED PERSON, PREFERABLY A WOMAN. I’m kind of over romance but a friend would be nice, & you never know. I like walking & talking, spring & summer and books & films. I’m political in a good way. I’ve lived in other countries. I’m more of a cat person than a dog/ hamster type.
40F QUEER RABBI (PNW) SEEKING A REBBETZIN OF ANY GENDER (LIKELY A WOMAN). Looking for a steady, emotionally mature, physically radiant partner for long Shabbat meals, epic weekday hikes, deep conversation, humor and building a durable family life. Inspired by and rooted in Jewish wisdom.
NJG (MID-20s) IN MELBOURNE SEEKING NJB OR NJG NEARBY. I’m a lawyer and “Schitt’s Creek” enthusiast looking for a mensch to cuddle up with on Shabbat (I make a great borscht). Let’s have long, hilarious and deep conversations while we bush walk and raise lots of progressive Jewish babies together.
34F ISO FRIENDS ONLY (20s-40s) IN PHOENIX, AZ. Attend Jewish lectures with me, please? I will ply you with coffee for your take on the latest parsha. Would also love to find new swimming holes, celebrate Shabbat and make weird collages. Tell me your hobbies! I wanna be Jewish and do things together.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
