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SUPER NERDY NJG (26) ISO JEWISH FRIENDS & COMMUNITY IN THE DMV. Would love to talk musicals, TV, movies and books with you over Shabbat dinner. Let’s try new restaurants, see local theater & check out Jewish events! Bonus points if you like dogs and/or have a friendly one of your own. My pup is always down for new friends.
22F AMERICAN IN FRANCE LOOKING FOR A PASSOVER SEDER IN THE PARIS-ROUEN AREA. Raised Reform but open to anything, whether it’s a traditional family seder or a gathering of friends! I speak French & can bring kosher-for-Passover baked goods!
30F ISO JEWISH GAL PALS IN PENSACOLA! New to town, missing my Jewish friends. Hobbies include trying all the local coffee shops, hosting casual Shabbat dinners and taking long walks with the dog. Let’s build a little community here in NW Florida!
NEW-TO-TORONTO 30S MARRIED NJG LOOKING FOR JEWISH FRIENDS! Looking for Shabbat dinner guests, game nights enthusiasts and walking buddies for hikes around the city.
TRAD-EGAL 20M ISO SOMEONE TO VIRTUALLY STUDY TORAH AND/OR TALMUD WITH ON SUNDAYS (EST). I’m new to study, and since I’m one of very few observant Jews in my area it’s hard to find people to intellectually engage with on halacha. Ideally looking for someone around my age, but otherwise I have no real specifications 🙂
INCOMING GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY GRAD STUDENT LOOKING FOR FRIENDS IN THE D.C. AREA! Future English professor and lover of the arts, the city and literature. Looking for a Broad City D.C. version adventure! Be the Abbi to my Ilana!
INTENSE, BOOKISH WOMAN (69) IN LONDON ISO LIKEMINDED PERSON, PREFERABLY A WOMAN. I’m kind of over romance but a friend would be nice, & you never know. I like walking & talking, spring & summer and books & films. I’m political in a good way. I’ve lived in other countries. I’m more of a cat person than a dog/ hamster type.
EARLY 30s GAL WITH HAIR-PULLING DISORDER LOOKING FOR FELLOW PULLERS TO BE VIRTUAL FRIENDS. Let’s text about the trials and tribulations of trichotillomania with people who get it. Bonus points if you’re a Bravo stan!
34F ISO FRIENDS ONLY (20s-40s) IN PHOENIX, AZ. Attend Jewish lectures with me, please? I will ply you with coffee for your take on the latest parsha. Would also love to find new swimming holes, celebrate Shabbat and make weird collages. Tell me your hobbies! I wanna be Jewish and do things together.
QUEER JEWISH GALS LOOKING FOR A SPERM DONOR IN TORONTO. If you are kind, smart, cute and at all curious to hear more, please reach out! Bonus if you’re queer too! Let’s start with a vibe check, we can answer any initial questions you have and go from there.
ON A BENCH IN CHICAGO SITS A 30-SOMETHING FEMALE MENSCH SEEKING FRIENDS. Teacher, grad student, baker & adventurer looking for friends of any gender to build community with. Into genuine conversation, kindness, empathy & great food. Let’s go on an urban hike — or stay in, chat and play games!
69 Y/O JEWISH LESBIAN IN MD SEEKING FRIENDS OR MORE. Secular Humanist, nature and dog lover enacting tikkun olam through everyday acts of kindness and my work. Love the arts and early mornings. “Star Trek” keeps me hopeful.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
