An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
39F JEWISH QUEER IN LOS ANGELES. I’m the person who remembers your coffee order and makes you laugh when you least expect it. Seeking a Jewish woman for long-term love, good food and showing up for each other. Are you out there?
18 Y/O NJB (NICE JEWISH BUTCH) SEEKING LIKE-MINDED LEFTIST LESBIANS (OR OTHERWISE) IN TORONTO. looking for someone who loves one or many of the following: theater, (women’s) hockey, tom cruise movies, peanut butter chocolate, poser pop punk bands. i can bake you sourdough bread!
27F NEW IN MONTREAL OPEN TO FRIENDS & MAYBE MORE. From Paris, just moved here with my cat. Into cafés, walks, alternative fashion/music, festivals, good conversation and discovering the city. Looking for someone easygoing and curious, mid-20s to early 30s. Bonus if you quote classic Vines daily!
30 Y/O TRANS MASC IN MELBOURNE SEEKING NJB/NJENBY. Recently moved to Aus, interested in your favorite bagel spot! Must be nerdy and goofy. I love board/video games, food, Shrek, crafts and animals. Let’s kvetch over our childhood traumas while searching for wombats before making challah together 🙂
20/ENBY TRANSFEMME LESBIAN IN ON, CA ISO LOCAL-ISH QUEER JEWISH, LEFTY COMMUNITY! or even the special girl to share family recipes with! i adore live music, meditating, cooking and being obnoxious about social justice & politics. if this kind, funny, artsy girl of ur dreams sounds right for u, reply xx.
NEW COLLEGE GRAD & CULTURAL JEW (20s) SEEKING GAL PALS IN SEA! Loves: Massholes, pilates, long walks to bakeries, Shabbat dinner, “New Girl.” Let’s make Seattle feel like home
25 Y/O JEWISH GIRL IN CHICAGO SEEKING LEFTIST COMMUNITY! i moved here in september for grad school and would love to find my people. dive bars, sci-fi novels, scrabble, volunteering and ping pong are some of my most pertinent interests. if any of those seem up your alley please reach out!
NEW-TO-TORONTO 30S MARRIED NJG LOOKING FOR JEWISH FRIENDS! Looking for Shabbat dinner guests, game nights enthusiasts and walking buddies for hikes around the city.
40s QUEER SOLO PARENT IN THE BAY AREA. emotionally effusive and thoughtful. loves ritual. therapist, athlete, writer, builder of community. seeking partner to share pleasure, support and slowly build a life together. bonus points if you are a parent too.
TORONTO-BASED HOPELESS ROMANTIC (36F) SEEKING MAN WHO: values honesty, loyalty, good humor. Seeking intelligent, warm-hearted companion for shared dreams + joys. Equal parts couch potato + activity-motivated. Serious inquiries only — must love dogs. Let’s fall in like… and then see if we trip into love.
40F QUEER RABBI (PNW) SEEKING A REBBETZIN OF ANY GENDER (LIKELY A WOMAN). Looking for a steady, emotionally mature, physically radiant partner for long Shabbat meals, epic weekday hikes, deep conversation, humor and building a durable family life. Inspired by and rooted in Jewish wisdom.
36F BISEXUAL JEW LOOKING FOR LOVE. I’m polyamorous in Iowa seeking a wonderful woman or enby to connect with. I’m originally from San Diego but moved to Des Moines five years ago. (Boo winter!) Can we hold hands while walking around the lake and eating pastries?
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
