An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
31-YEAR-OLD NJB/DORK LOOKING FOR NJG/NJENBY TO NERD OUT OVER THINGS WITH (NYC). I’m a theater musician, so always down to catch a show. Love to work on crafting projects, play video games, cuddle my cat, and learn more about my people. New member of a reform shul. Looking for a player 2? (ugh cheesy)
37F TATTED-UP POST-SOVIET IMMIGRANT IN NYC. I love the beach, family, being loud, extremely long stoned walks, horror movies & all kinds of music. ISO non-monogamous love w/ a woman who is kind & opinionated for general romance and hopefully, a long term relationship. Long distance is cool if you travel.
18 Y/O JEWISH FEMME LESBIAN IN TORONTO LOOKING FOR A NJG. I love reading, theater, baking and have a gold medal in yapping (literally, I compete in debate for my uni). If any of this interests you, send a carrier pigeon.
31F TALMUD TEACHER SEEKS FELLOW QUEER TO BUILD A BAYIT NEEMAN B’YISRAEL. Let’s read books together, sing zemirot and jump in the ocean. Currently based in NYC but open to living anywhere within 2,500 miles of Iceland.
62F FAMILY PRACTICE PHYSICIAN AND PUBLISHED AUTHOR SEEKING MY BASHERT. I live on the beach in Long Beach, NY! I love travel, cooking and baking, documentaries and pickleball. I am 5’6” tall, curvy. I like tall, educated men.
23M IN BALTIMORE LOOKING FOR A NJG TO ENJOY THE FOLLOWING (AND MORE) spontaneous adventures, food reviews, discovering new shows, hijacking my aux, nature, exploring and Jewish stuff (obviously). preferably also a dog person.
EARLY 40s/M ARTIST IN COASTAL MAINE. Luftmensch, old soul, a boy at heart. Loves thinking, music (70s rock/punk, but really everything), books, schlock movies, art. A hopeless romantic wandering in search of beauty. My bashert smiles, laughs, is at home in herself and adorns our home with collections of trash.
BI-ISH 24 Y/O NJB FROM NEW YORK/FLORIDA/ISRAEL LMAO. I’m a bit all over the place but I love to party, tan, workout and read. not looking for anything in specific, honestly.
32 Y/O LEFTY LESBIAN EXCITED TO BE IN LOVE W/ YOU. nyc artist seeks monogamous romantic partner for the long-term. loves to flirt and dance. let’s mend clothes, learn stuff and get into debates that end with us naked. make shabbos w/ me?
PROFESSIONAL 43 Y/O LADY IN NORTHERN VIRGINIA. No kids, no pets. Love to travel, spend time outdoors, read. On the journey to connect with my Jewish roots. Looking to find a great guy to navigate this life together.
YOUTHFUL AND FIT EARLY 30S M, NYC-BASED JEWISH POET, PSYCHOLOGIST AND HISTORIAN. Into jazz, Latin and indie music, languages, travel and the strange and sacred. Speaks Hebrew. Looking for a warm, curious woman who loves both tradition and adventure.
30-SOMETHING F NEWISH TO NoVA LOOKING FOR SOME LOCAL JEWISH PALS OF ANY DENOMINATION. (Raised Conservative & now lean Reconstructionist). Interests include drinking seasonal beverages and yapping, neighborhood walks, reading and 2000s pop culture.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
