An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
EARLY 30s GAL WITH HAIR-PULLING DISORDER LOOKING FOR FELLOW PULLERS TO BE VIRTUAL FRIENDS. Let’s text about the trials and tribulations of trichotillomania with people who get it. Bonus points if you’re a Bravo stan!
QUEER JEWISH GALS LOOKING FOR A SPERM DONOR IN TORONTO. If you are kind, smart, cute and at all curious to hear more, please reach out! Bonus if you’re queer too! Let’s start with a vibe check, we can answer any initial questions you have and go from there.
MID-30S FEMME IN LONDON SEEKS BASHERT FOR SILLINESS AND BEIGEL EATING. Lover of the moon, bad puns, old pubs and radical diasporism. Open to non-snorers of all genders and none.
23 Y/O FEMALE JEW-ISH BOSTONIAN LIVING IN MONTREAL. Searching for the LOML who also enjoys Billy Joel, cooking and board game nights. Extra points will be given to wine connoisseurs and those that get large popcorn at the movie theaters.
32F ISO FRIENDS AND POTENTIALLY A NJB. Just moved to London from Newcastle (originally from the East Coast, US). Loves cats and dogs, museums, books, coffee, bagels and people-watching.
26 Y/O BI NJG (CULTURALLY JEWISH) IN BARCELONA, SPAIN. Moved here a couple months ago. I’m looking for friends to hang out and/or celebrate holidays and light candles with on Shabbat!
39F NICE/NAUGHTY JEWISH LESBIAN ISO LOVING PARTNERSHIP IN TORONTO. Passionate about creativity. I play guitar, write poetry, paint, craft & cook. I enjoy humor, nature, day trips, travel, Jewish life, Canadiana, museums/galleries & being an auntie. Hoping to be a wife & mom. ISO les/bi 30s/40sF.
30F SCOTTISH TRANSPLANT IN TORONTO SEEKING A KIND, FUNNY GUY WHO LOVES DOGS, COZY SUNDAYS AND GOOD BANTER. If you’re into travel, game nights and Netflix marathons, we’ll get along famously. Bonus points if my pup approves first!
30sF AMERICAN IMMIGRANT AND WANDERING JEWESS. I’m new to Scotland ISO basheret (M) to dance with during a bagpipes-driven “Hava Nagila!” But seriously, I’m also looking for new friends, lefty folks, vegetarians, cultural aficionados and other kind souls with whom to LOL at Yiddishisms and repair the world.
CULTURALLY JEWISH GAL (24F) LOOKING FOR FRIENDS IN LISBON, PORTUGAL! Been here for a while but nobody seems to stay. Looking for people to take advantage of ClassPass, visit restaurants/brunch hotspots or do fun crafty activities with during the rainy season. Always down for a good cocktail bar or wine night-in.
EARLY-30S AMERICAN JEWISH GIRL LOOKING FOR JEWISH COMMUNITY AND FRIENDS IN ATHENS, GREECE. If you’re also looking for people to share Shabbat and holidays with, I’d love to meet. Lighting candles alone feels very 2020.
NEW-TO-FINLAND ZILLENIAL (F) LOOKING FOR FRIENDS (20S/30S) IN HELSINKI TO CRAFT AND GAME WITH! Let’s make the most of these long Finnish winter nights with cozy projects and fun vibes. Think: snacks, board games, mutual kvetching about the cold and maybe a spontaneous Shabbat dinner if we’re feeling ambitious.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
