An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
39F JEWISH QUEER IN LOS ANGELES. I’m the person who remembers your coffee order and makes you laugh when you least expect it. Seeking a Jewish woman for long-term love, good food and showing up for each other. Are you out there?
20/ENBY TRANSFEMME LESBIAN IN ON, CA ISO LOCAL-ISH QUEER JEWISH, LEFTY COMMUNITY! or even the special girl to share family recipes with! i adore live music, meditating, cooking and being obnoxious about social justice & politics. if this kind, funny, artsy girl of ur dreams sounds right for u, reply xx.
23 Y/O SAPPHIC, AUTISTIC FUTURE RABBI IN RICHMOND, VA LOOKING FOR MY FUTURE REBBETZIN. Introverted and looking for someone who loves bookstores more than bars. I bake a lot, love to sew and sing, adore fashion and write poetry. Long distance is an option if you don’t live nearby! My gecko and I are a full package deal!
34F QUEER IN DALLAS ISO HER WIFE. (Anywhere in the world — not tied to Dallas). Liberal, Jewish nonprofit girlie with a nuanced relationship with Israel. Into meaningful conversation, cooking and sushi nights. Seeking someone emotionally intelligent, funny and open-hearted.
42F AUSSIE (NEW) IN LONDON SEEKING FRIENDS/BOOK CLUB. I’m warm, curious, lively. New interests include: late-in-life fandom (“Heated Rivalry” finally got me!), psychoanalysis, Cotswolds walks. Lifelong interests: Austen, American lit, Yiddish, Shabbos dinner, late-night baking, sea bathing.
NEW COLLEGE GRAD & CULTURAL JEW (20s) SEEKING GAL PALS IN SEA! Loves: Massholes, pilates, long walks to bakeries, Shabbat dinner, “New Girl.” Let’s make Seattle feel like home
25 Y/O LESBIAN IN ISRAEL. Looking for the one to watch sunrises with at the beach, try new things and laugh with forever.
22F AMERICAN IN FRANCE LOOKING FOR A PASSOVER SEDER IN THE PARIS-ROUEN AREA. Raised Reform but open to anything, whether it’s a traditional family seder or a gathering of friends! I speak French & can bring kosher-for-Passover baked goods!
30F ISO JEWISH GAL PALS IN PENSACOLA! New to town, missing my Jewish friends. Hobbies include trying all the local coffee shops, hosting casual Shabbat dinners and taking long walks with the dog. Let’s build a little community here in NW Florida!
40s QUEER SOLO PARENT IN THE BAY AREA. emotionally effusive and thoughtful. loves ritual. therapist, athlete, writer, builder of community. seeking partner to share pleasure, support and slowly build a life together. bonus points if you are a parent too.
40F QUEER RABBI (PNW) SEEKING A REBBETZIN OF ANY GENDER (LIKELY A WOMAN). Looking for a steady, emotionally mature, physically radiant partner for long Shabbat meals, epic weekday hikes, deep conversation, humor and building a durable family life. Inspired by and rooted in Jewish wisdom.
INTENSE, BOOKISH WOMAN (69) IN LONDON ISO LIKEMINDED PERSON, PREFERABLY A WOMAN. I’m kind of over romance but a friend would be nice, & you never know. I like walking & talking, spring & summer and books & films. I’m political in a good way. I’ve lived in other countries. I’m more of a cat person than a dog/ hamster type.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
