An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
25 Y/O JEWISH GIRL IN CHICAGO SEEKING LEFTIST COMMUNITY! i moved here in september for grad school and would love to find my people. dive bars, sci-fi novels, scrabble, volunteering and ping pong are some of my most pertinent interests. if any of those seem up your alley please reach out!
NEW-TO-TORONTO 30S MARRIED NJG LOOKING FOR JEWISH FRIENDS! Looking for Shabbat dinner guests, game nights enthusiasts and walking buddies for hikes around the city.
TRAD-EGAL 20M ISO SOMEONE TO VIRTUALLY STUDY TORAH AND/OR TALMUD WITH ON SUNDAYS (EST). I’m new to study, and since I’m one of very few observant Jews in my area it’s hard to find people to intellectually engage with on halacha. Ideally looking for someone around my age, but otherwise I have no real specifications 🙂
TORONTO-BASED HOPELESS ROMANTIC (36F) SEEKING MAN WHO: values honesty, loyalty, good humor. Seeking intelligent, warm-hearted companion for shared dreams + joys. Equal parts couch potato + activity-motivated. Serious inquiries only — must love dogs. Let’s fall in like… and then see if we trip into love.
EARLY 30s GAL WITH HAIR-PULLING DISORDER LOOKING FOR FELLOW PULLERS TO BE VIRTUAL FRIENDS. Let’s text about the trials and tribulations of trichotillomania with people who get it. Bonus points if you’re a Bravo stan!
36F BISEXUAL JEW LOOKING FOR LOVE. I’m polyamorous in Iowa seeking a wonderful woman or enby to connect with. I’m originally from San Diego but moved to Des Moines five years ago. (Boo winter!) Can we hold hands while walking around the lake and eating pastries?
QUEER JEWISH GALS LOOKING FOR A SPERM DONOR IN TORONTO. If you are kind, smart, cute and at all curious to hear more, please reach out! Bonus if you’re queer too! Let’s start with a vibe check, we can answer any initial questions you have and go from there.
NJG (MID-20s) IN MELBOURNE SEEKING NJB OR NJG NEARBY. I’m a lawyer and “Schitt’s Creek” enthusiast looking for a mensch to cuddle up with on Shabbat (I make a great borscht). Let’s have long, hilarious and deep conversations while we bush walk and raise lots of progressive Jewish babies together.
30M CREATIVE FROM CHICAGO WHO WORKS IN FILM AND TV. Seeking a partner (F) to join my search for new coffee shops to try, observe Shabbat and explore with, and who is eager to one day have a Jewish family. Not planning to be in Chicago much longer (I have my eyes set on Brooklyn).
31 Y/O CONVERTING GAL IN COLUMBUS, OH LOOKING FOR HER NJB TO RAISE NICE JEWISH BABIES WITH. Foodie, karaoke queen, gym bunny, comedian at heart. Extroverted main character energy seeking her emotionally intelligent, grounding supporting role.
ON A BENCH IN CHICAGO SITS A 30-SOMETHING FEMALE MENSCH SEEKING FRIENDS. Teacher, grad student, baker & adventurer looking for friends of any gender to build community with. Into genuine conversation, kindness, empathy & great food. Let’s go on an urban hike — or stay in, chat and play games!
38M ACADEMIC WHO’S RECENTLY RETURNED TO THE CHICAGO AREA. I’m originally from Israel. Here to date women, and also happy to connect with people who enjoy thoughtful conversations, being curious about the world and the occasional unplanned adventure. I keep Shabbat, but am also quite worldly and open-minded.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
