An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
ARE THERE ANY ANTI-ZIONIST NJBs IN THE BAY AREA? NJG (34F) activist in the East Bay looking for my bashert to join me in my mission of tikkun olam. Passionate about creating intentional community, both Jewish and other.
CURLY-HAIRED 30 Y/O JEWISH LESBIAN WITH A LOT OF ARIES FIRE AND OCCASIONAL LOW BLOOD SUGAR. ISO long-term love in the City of Angels. Greatly enjoys iced Americanos, photography, daily gratitude and listening to Fleetwood Mac on repeat. Let’s hold hands and eat a black and white cookie.
EMMY-LOSING WRITER NJG. 42F in Los Angeles, looking for a social justice-minded NJB for the real thing. I’m passionate about good stories, great people and perfect Manhattans. Artists, divorced dads and anyone with a really good plaid shirt collection to the front of the line.
MID-20s NJG LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BRING HOME FOR PASSOVER. Seattle-area lover of reading, long dog walks, curious minds, exploration and mischief. Happiest when creating, cooking for loved ones and being in nature.
26 Y/O NJG (EMPHASIS ON ISH) LOOKING FOR A NJB IN SAN DIEGO. Searching for someone who loves food and baked goods, dogs, going to bars/trivia and playing cards. Bonus if they’re willing to go to a lot of classical music concerts and listen to me rant about them 🙂
25M IN LOS ANGELES LOOKING FOR NJB. Lover of movies, rock climbing, salmon avocado rolls, using the word etc., etc. Partial to Charles Leclerc — open to alternatives. Favorite paradox is Fermi.
MID-30S FEMME IN LONDON SEEKS BASHERT FOR SILLINESS AND BEIGEL EATING. Lover of the moon, bad puns, old pubs and radical diasporism. Open to non-snorers of all genders and none.
40ISH SoCAL WOMAN CONVERTING TO JUDAISM LOOKING FOR JEWISH GIRL COMMUNITY. Learning as I go, showing up honestly and hoping to build friendships around coffee, holidays and real conversation. Open to meeting a steady NJB (late 30s–40s) if timing and values align.
29 NJG SEEKING 30S NJB IN SEATTLE! Attorney hoping to find a partner to satisfy our bubbes at holidays. Looking for a man to kvetch and kvell with — someone who likes to be outside but who also watches trashy TV. If you want to laugh till you cry and complain about the Seattle bagel scene, let’s grab drinks!
23 Y/O FEMALE JEW-ISH BOSTONIAN LIVING IN MONTREAL. Searching for the LOML who also enjoys Billy Joel, cooking and board game nights. Extra points will be given to wine connoisseurs and those that get large popcorn at the movie theaters.
32F ISO FRIENDS AND POTENTIALLY A NJB. Just moved to London from Newcastle (originally from the East Coast, US). Loves cats and dogs, museums, books, coffee, bagels and people-watching.
26 Y/O BI NJG (CULTURALLY JEWISH) IN BARCELONA, SPAIN. Moved here a couple months ago. I’m looking for friends to hang out and/or celebrate holidays and light candles with on Shabbat!
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
