An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
20-SOMETHING NJENBY IN SEARCH OF MASC/MAN PARTNER IN NEW MEXICO. ISO someone to stare at for hours, be a father to my plants and do the dishes after I cook. Enjoys LEGO, reading, tea and sitcoms. Also interested in friends 🙂
WANDERING IN THE DESERT ALONE? SAY NO MORE! 33 y/o married Jewish lady in the Tucson area looking for her tribe. Shabbos dinner, craft nights, a mikveh in a monsoon? Bonus points if you’re also discovering your Jewish path.
SACRAMENTO NJB (37M). Politics & policy nerd. Seeking a partner for Shabbat dinners, musicals and international travel. Let’s build a life together, starting with Friday Shabbat potlucks.
MELBOURNE NJB (37M) SEEKING NJG (< 39F). I’m community-oriented and looking for a life partner with intention for marriage. You value both tradition and modernity, and you’re looking for a genuine person to complement your already full-life. Let’s build a warm Jewish home together.
JEWISH LESBIAN (33) LIVING IT UP IN WESTERN CANADA. i’m looking for someone with whom to study torah, have candlelit shabbat dinners and smooch — who will be the reish lakish to my rabbi yochanan? open to ldr because there are only like 5 jewish lesbians here.
26 Y/O LESBIAN IN SAN DIEGO. I’m searching for social, artsy, fun cuties that may enjoy board games, anything music-related and cuddling. Bonus points if you speak another language!
QUEER LATINÉ JEW (30S) SEEKING COMMUNITY IN SEATTLE. I didn’t grow up with the “typical” Jewish experiences, so I’d love to connect with folks who are open to helping me explore my Jewish identity and share traditions. I’d love to make friends — queer, Jewish or otherwise — who want to build a warm, inclusive circle together.
37 Y/O NJG L.A. RABBI LOOKING FOR MY NJB L.A.-BASED REBBETZMAN: (32-45ish) — Valley or city, doesn’t matter for my bashert. Looking for my plus-one at Shabbat dinners, evenings at the theater and karaoke nights! I come with a dog now, and I hope for kids later.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
