An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
22F QUEER JEW ISO FRIENDS, LOVERS AND DUNGEON MASTERS IN NYC. I’m moving to the city in June and want to meet people. Let’s go to a trivia night or a board game bar! Show me where to get brunch in your neighborhood or read a book with me in a park.
36F NEW YORKER SEEKS M. Playful, creative, 5’8” writer seeks warm, grounded, fully-launched, therapized dude for laughing on the couch, chatting Israeli news, lazy Shabbat dinners & love. I once ghost-wrote a friend’s successful Hey Alma ad – c’mon, karma! (Maybe readers have a great older brother?)
35M IN PHILLY LF RIGHT JEWISH WOMAN IN OUR BEAUTIFUL CITY! Enjoys live music, exploring new restaurants and diving into a new cookbook, leaning into nerdy tendencies and building a life in the city. Has tattoos.
23F JEWISH LESBIAN GRAD STUDENT IN NYC. Looking for friends (early-to-mid 20s) who enjoy arts and crafts, farmers markets, long weekend walks, aperol spritz happy hours and browsing staff picks lists at local bookstores. Bonus points if you like to do Shabbat dinner sometimes!
NERDY CREATIVE SEEKS LIFE PARTNER (37/M4F). Me: Creative, goofy, fit, Pittsburgh-based, loves kvetching and wants a Jewish family. You: Liberal, active, LGBTQ+ accepting, likes dogs, travel and reading, in mid-20s to early 30s, near PGH or will entertain relocation. Let’s eat carbs and laugh.
23 Y/O NJG W/ A MODERATE PHYSICAL DISABILITY ISO NJB IN NYC. I’m Modern Orthodox (SS/SK). Introverted energy but not afraid of wacky new experiences. I love historical things, volunteering & laughing ‘til I cry. Looking for a gentle & patient bookworm w/ a silly side! Bonus points for someone into adaptive rock climbing.
34 Y/O NJG IN PA SEEKING NJB IN THE TRI-STATE AREA. I love traveling, theater, cake decorating, Pilates, a good dad joke and my cat. Looking for someone to share this crazy thing we call life with.
26F IN NW D.C. WHO WOULD LOVE TO JOIN YOUR BOOK CLUB. Are you part of a book club that has room for one more? I’m into any genre as long the picks are more fun and less serious (no boring politics please). You can count on me to bring the baked goods and the hot takes.
25 Y/O LESBIAN IN ISRAEL. Looking for the one to watch sunrises with at the beach, try new things and laugh with forever.
31F, 5’9 PSYCHOANALYST SEEKS LEFTIST ~30-44M. NYC. Let’s laugh, go to my favorite Greek bakery and talk about our intellectual interests. Me: Loud in public, sincere to a fault, Facetimes parents on Shabbat. You: Strong hands, soft heart, not worried about being cool, owns at least 1 cozy flannel.
SUPER NERDY NJG (26) ISO JEWISH FRIENDS & COMMUNITY IN THE DMV. Would love to talk musicals, TV, movies and books with you over Shabbat dinner. Let’s try new restaurants, see local theater & check out Jewish events! Bonus points if you like dogs and/or have a friendly one of your own. My pup is always down for new friends.
27 Y/O JEWISH LESBIAN IN NY ISO MASC OR BUTCH WHO IS KIND, GENEROUS AND CARES ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD! studying to be a therapist and trying to understand feelings… including my own. silly and enjoying life one day at a time. must love dogs
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
