Hey Alma Classifieds

40M LOOKING FOR A SMART, FUNNY NJB. Join me on my search for the perfect bagel, and I hope you won’t mind Sundays revolving around F1. Based in South Florida, but in NYC often.

TRANS BOCHUR SEEKING NYC SHIDDUCH DATE. 23 y/o yeshiva-moding straight FTM looking for MTF cutie to grab a hotel lobby seltzer. For jokes or for serious if you’re cute. I like linguistics and creatures.

28M REFORM CANTOR ENLISTING YOUR HELP IN POTENTIAL JEWISH LOVE STORY. Sang in a Yiddish concert in downtown NYC a few weeks ago. Was making eyes with someone during the program, but afterwards she was gone! She was approx. mid-20s, had dark hair, was wearing a colorful knit top & was w/ a friend who also had dark hair.

31F4NJB IN BROOKLYN. Creative, ambitious, adventurous & spicy. ISO someone to do life with. Let’s share deep convos, goals, cool mornings in the park, hot nights and adventures around the city and the world. I’m a designer who loves to paint, sing and run for the subway as the doors close. Serious inquiries only!

BROOKLYN LAWYER (40F) SEEKS SMART M FOR OUTDOOR ADVENTURES, SHABBATS & DEBATES ABOUT LITERALLY EVERYTHING. Me: quick-witted, dog-loving climber who davens hard and loves harder. You: self-assured, spiritual nurturer who keeps me laughing. Hey Alma, help this Jewess find her mountain mensch!

38M NYC CREATIVE SEEKING HIS SOULMATE. Recently signed crime writer — I promise I’m nicer than my manuscripts. ISO a fellow artist who loves reading, deep conversation and the occasional unplanned adventure. Must be okay with a three-legged kitten who runs the apartment. Let’s nosh and talk books?

36F NEW YORKER SEEKS M. Playful, creative, 5’8” writer seeks warm, grounded, fully-launched, therapized dude for laughing on the couch, chatting Israeli news, lazy Shabbat dinners & love. I once ghost-wrote a friend’s successful Hey Alma ad – c’mon, karma! (Maybe readers have a great older brother?)

22F QUEER JEW ISO FRIENDS, LOVERS AND DUNGEON MASTERS IN NYC. I’m moving to the city in June and want to meet people. Let’s go to a trivia night or a board game bar! Show me where to get brunch in your neighborhood or read a book with me in a park.

NERDY CREATIVE SEEKS LIFE PARTNER (37/M4F). Me: Creative, goofy, fit, Pittsburgh-based, loves kvetching and wants a Jewish family. You: Liberal, active, LGBTQ+ accepting, likes dogs, travel and reading, in mid-20s to early 30s, near PGH or will entertain relocation. Let’s eat carbs and laugh.

23F JEWISH LESBIAN GRAD STUDENT IN NYC. Looking for friends (early-to-mid 20s) who enjoy arts and crafts, farmers markets, long weekend walks, aperol spritz happy hours and browsing staff picks lists at local bookstores. Bonus points if you like to do Shabbat dinner sometimes!