An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
EARLY 30s GAL WITH HAIR-PULLING DISORDER LOOKING FOR FELLOW PULLERS TO BE VIRTUAL FRIENDS. Let’s text about the trials and tribulations of trichotillomania with people who get it. Bonus points if you’re a Bravo stan!
QUEER JEWISH GALS LOOKING FOR A SPERM DONOR IN TORONTO. If you are kind, smart, cute and at all curious to hear more, please reach out! Bonus if you’re queer too! Let’s start with a vibe check, we can answer any initial questions you have and go from there.
NJG (MID-20s) IN MELBOURNE SEEKING NJB OR NJG NEARBY. I’m a lawyer and “Schitt’s Creek” enthusiast looking for a mensch to cuddle up with on Shabbat (I make a great borscht). Let’s have long, hilarious and deep conversations while we bush walk and raise lots of progressive Jewish babies together.
22 Y/O GAY NJB OBSESSED WITH ALL THINGS TAYLOR SWIFT AND REALITY TV. Soon-to-be college graduate looking for his bashert. Currently located in Tampa but ready to get the f*ck out of the hellscape known as Florida ASAP. Tired of swiping on the apps and getting nowhere.
MID-30S FEMME IN LONDON SEEKS BASHERT FOR SILLINESS AND BEIGEL EATING. Lover of the moon, bad puns, old pubs and radical diasporism. Open to non-snorers of all genders and none.
23 Y/O GAY NJB IN AUSTIN. PhD student in climate science looking for cool friends and dates. Big fan of thrifting, sumo oranges, movies, Jewish history, left-wing politics and hot people (in that order).
26F CONVERT ISO FRIENDS IN SARASOTA! I love my temple, but the average age is about 85. (Although I have the soul of an old lady, I would like to stop discussing Dinah Shore’s love life.) Would love a cafe-sitting, book-reading buddy, a Hallmark movie-watching pal and/or a theatre companion!
23 Y/O FEMALE JEW-ISH BOSTONIAN LIVING IN MONTREAL. Searching for the LOML who also enjoys Billy Joel, cooking and board game nights. Extra points will be given to wine connoisseurs and those that get large popcorn at the movie theaters.
MID-30S NJG IN ATX LOOKING FOR LIBERAL NJB. Smart, funny, self-aware. Enjoys good banter, deep dives and thoughtful tangents. Values honesty, effort and building real chemistry.
26 Y/O BI NJG (CULTURALLY JEWISH) IN BARCELONA, SPAIN. Moved here a couple months ago. I’m looking for friends to hang out and/or celebrate holidays and light candles with on Shabbat!
32F ISO FRIENDS AND POTENTIALLY A NJB. Just moved to London from Newcastle (originally from the East Coast, US). Loves cats and dogs, museums, books, coffee, bagels and people-watching.
39F NICE/NAUGHTY JEWISH LESBIAN ISO LOVING PARTNERSHIP IN TORONTO. Passionate about creativity. I play guitar, write poetry, paint, craft & cook. I enjoy humor, nature, day trips, travel, Jewish life, Canadiana, museums/galleries & being an auntie. Hoping to be a wife & mom. ISO les/bi 30s/40sF.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
