An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
ARE THERE ANY ANTI-ZIONIST NJBs IN THE BAY AREA? NJG (34F) activist in the East Bay looking for my bashert to join me in my mission of tikkun olam. Passionate about creating intentional community, both Jewish and other.
33 Y/O TRANSMASC ENBY W/ PATRILINEAL JEWISH ROOTS IN SEA. Converted Reform. Masorti shul attendee, conversion student. Attends Humanistic Jewish events. Non-smoker, sober. Vegan. Zionist. Aspiring author. Anime fan. You: kind & playful early 30s Jewish girl (trans or cis), open to a US-based LDR & kids
26 Y/O NJG (EMPHASIS ON ISH) LOOKING FOR A NJB IN SAN DIEGO. Searching for someone who loves food and baked goods, dogs, going to bars/trivia and playing cards. Bonus if they’re willing to go to a lot of classical music concerts and listen to me rant about them 🙂
MID-20s NJG LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BRING HOME FOR PASSOVER. Seattle-area lover of reading, long dog walks, curious minds, exploration and mischief. Happiest when creating, cooking for loved ones and being in nature.
22 Y/O GAY NJB OBSESSED WITH ALL THINGS TAYLOR SWIFT AND REALITY TV. Soon-to-be college graduate looking for his bashert. Currently located in Tampa but ready to get the f*ck out of the hellscape known as Florida ASAP. Tired of swiping on the apps and getting nowhere.
EMMY-LOSING WRITER NJG. 42F in Los Angeles, looking for a social justice-minded NJB for the real thing. I’m passionate about good stories, great people and perfect Manhattans. Artists, divorced dads and anyone with a really good plaid shirt collection to the front of the line.
25M IN LOS ANGELES LOOKING FOR NJB. Lover of movies, rock climbing, salmon avocado rolls, using the word etc., etc. Partial to Charles Leclerc — open to alternatives. Favorite paradox is Fermi.
MID-30S FEMME IN LONDON SEEKS BASHERT FOR SILLINESS AND BEIGEL EATING. Lover of the moon, bad puns, old pubs and radical diasporism. Open to non-snorers of all genders and none.
23 Y/O GAY NJB IN AUSTIN. PhD student in climate science looking for cool friends and dates. Big fan of thrifting, sumo oranges, movies, Jewish history, left-wing politics and hot people (in that order).
40ISH SoCAL WOMAN CONVERTING TO JUDAISM LOOKING FOR JEWISH GIRL COMMUNITY. Learning as I go, showing up honestly and hoping to build friendships around coffee, holidays and real conversation. Open to meeting a steady NJB (late 30s–40s) if timing and values align.
26F CONVERT ISO FRIENDS IN SARASOTA! I love my temple, but the average age is about 85. (Although I have the soul of an old lady, I would like to stop discussing Dinah Shore’s love life.) Would love a cafe-sitting, book-reading buddy, a Hallmark movie-watching pal and/or a theatre companion!
23 Y/O FEMALE JEW-ISH BOSTONIAN LIVING IN MONTREAL. Searching for the LOML who also enjoys Billy Joel, cooking and board game nights. Extra points will be given to wine connoisseurs and those that get large popcorn at the movie theaters.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
