An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
22 Y/O NJG WITH BIG HEART AND BAD EYESIGHT LOOKING FOR A NJB IN NYC. Great lover of theater, bookstores and anything food-related. Seeking love with someone who makes me laugh and will go on adventures with me. Let’s lock this in before the High Holidays!
22F FROM MOROCCO BUT ACTUALLY LIVING IN FRANCE ISO MY OTHER HALF. I’m in my third year studying interior architecture and open to moving abroad after school 🙂
31 Y/O OREGON-BASED NJG. Looking for a kind, emotionally steady NJB who values good conversation, humor and something real. Would be lovely to meet over a Shabbat meal or a puppy playdate!
27 Y/O BRAZILIAN JEWISH WOMAN. Went to Israel 3x, was part of a youth movement (tnuá) but never went to a Jewish/Hebrew school. Looking for fellow “I should know this by now” Jews to study with, laugh about the gaps and finally fill them. Virtual welcome! 🇧🇷✡️
NJB LOOKING FOR HIS BEAR-SHERT. 29 y/o cutie living in a desert for single, gay Jews (Kentucky). I’ll be your Player Two, your big or small spoon, your point-of-contact for good anime recommendations, your pickleball partner and more. I’m proficient in Hebrew and fluent in fun. Coffee, anyone?
27F IN PHILLY WANTS THE CECE TO MY SCHMIDT (IN A NJB). I can promise you’ll never leave hungry. Down for a night in watching mishegas or a night out with friends. Must enjoy theater and musicals and have the spirit of whimsy in your soul.
40M LOOKING FOR A SMART, FUNNY NJB. Join me on my search for the perfect bagel, and I hope you won’t mind Sundays revolving around F1. Based in South Florida, but in NYC often.
TRANS BOCHUR SEEKING NYC SHIDDUCH DATE. 23 y/o yeshiva-moding straight FTM looking for MTF cutie to grab a hotel lobby seltzer. For jokes or for serious if you’re cute. I like linguistics and creatures.
QUEER WOMAN IN LONDON (33) LOOKING FOR LOML. I love movies, Jewish learning, psychoanalysis, working on my Hebrew and my Portuguese, and hilarity. Looking for a relationship that is both intellectual and sexy, funny and earnest. I’m mostly in London and Vienna (and formerly NYC); where are you?
33F ISO FELLOW YOUNG JEWISH WIDOW PEN PALS! Let’s walk in grief together and bake challah over FaceTime.
28M REFORM CANTOR ENLISTING YOUR HELP IN POTENTIAL JEWISH LOVE STORY. Sang in a Yiddish concert in downtown NYC a few weeks ago. Was making eyes with someone during the program, but afterwards she was gone! She was approx. mid-20s, had dark hair, was wearing a colorful knit top & was w/ a friend who also had dark hair.
31F4NJB IN BROOKLYN. Creative, ambitious, adventurous & spicy. ISO someone to do life with. Let’s share deep convos, goals, cool mornings in the park, hot nights and adventures around the city and the world. I’m a designer who loves to paint, sing and run for the subway as the doors close. Serious inquiries only!
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
