An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
EARLY 30s GAL WITH HAIR-PULLING DISORDER LOOKING FOR FELLOW PULLERS TO BE VIRTUAL FRIENDS. Let’s text about the trials and tribulations of trichotillomania with people who get it. Bonus points if you’re a Bravo stan!
36F BISEXUAL JEW LOOKING FOR LOVE. I’m polyamorous in Iowa seeking a wonderful woman or enby to connect with. I’m originally from San Diego but moved to Des Moines five years ago. (Boo winter!) Can we hold hands while walking around the lake and eating pastries?
34F ISO FRIENDS ONLY (20s-40s) IN PHOENIX, AZ. Attend Jewish lectures with me, please? I will ply you with coffee for your take on the latest parsha. Would also love to find new swimming holes, celebrate Shabbat and make weird collages. Tell me your hobbies! I wanna be Jewish and do things together.
30M CREATIVE FROM CHICAGO WHO WORKS IN FILM AND TV. Seeking a partner (F) to join my search for new coffee shops to try, observe Shabbat and explore with, and who is eager to one day have a Jewish family. Not planning to be in Chicago much longer (I have my eyes set on Brooklyn).
CURLY-HAIRED 30 Y/O JEWISH LESBIAN WITH A LOT OF ARIES FIRE AND OCCASIONAL LOW BLOOD SUGAR. ISO long-term love in the City of Angels. Greatly enjoys iced Americanos, photography, daily gratitude and listening to Fleetwood Mac on repeat. Let’s hold hands and eat a black and white cookie.
33 Y/O TRANSMASC ENBY W/ PATRILINEAL JEWISH ROOTS IN SEA. Converted Reform. Masorti shul attendee, conversion student. Attends Humanistic Jewish events. Non-smoker, sober. Vegan. Zionist. Aspiring author. Anime fan. You: kind & playful early 30s Jewish girl (trans or cis), open to a US-based LDR & kids
ARE THERE ANY ANTI-ZIONIST NJBs IN THE BAY AREA? NJG (34F) activist in the East Bay looking for my bashert to join me in my mission of tikkun olam. Passionate about creating intentional community, both Jewish and other.
31 Y/O CONVERTING GAL IN COLUMBUS, OH LOOKING FOR HER NJB TO RAISE NICE JEWISH BABIES WITH. Foodie, karaoke queen, gym bunny, comedian at heart. Extroverted main character energy seeking her emotionally intelligent, grounding supporting role.
EMMY-LOSING WRITER NJG. 42F in Los Angeles, looking for a social justice-minded NJB for the real thing. I’m passionate about good stories, great people and perfect Manhattans. Artists, divorced dads and anyone with a really good plaid shirt collection to the front of the line.
MID-20s NJG LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BRING HOME FOR PASSOVER. Seattle-area lover of reading, long dog walks, curious minds, exploration and mischief. Happiest when creating, cooking for loved ones and being in nature.
26 Y/O NJG (EMPHASIS ON ISH) LOOKING FOR A NJB IN SAN DIEGO. Searching for someone who loves food and baked goods, dogs, going to bars/trivia and playing cards. Bonus if they’re willing to go to a lot of classical music concerts and listen to me rant about them 🙂
ON A BENCH IN CHICAGO SITS A 30-SOMETHING FEMALE MENSCH SEEKING FRIENDS. Teacher, grad student, baker & adventurer looking for friends of any gender to build community with. Into genuine conversation, kindness, empathy & great food. Let’s go on an urban hike — or stay in, chat and play games!
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
