An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
BROOKLYN LAWYER (40F) SEEKS SMART M FOR OUTDOOR ADVENTURES, SHABBATS & DEBATES ABOUT LITERALLY EVERYTHING. Me: quick-witted, dog-loving climber who davens hard and loves harder. You: self-assured, spiritual nurturer who keeps me laughing. Hey Alma, help this Jewess find her mountain mensch!
38M NYC CREATIVE SEEKING HIS SOULMATE. Recently signed crime writer — I promise I’m nicer than my manuscripts. ISO a fellow artist who loves reading, deep conversation and the occasional unplanned adventure. Must be okay with a three-legged kitten who runs the apartment. Let’s nosh and talk books?
22M MOVING TO NYC FOR THE SUMMER. I’m looking to meet Jewish friends! I love running, am super energetic and want to explore the city. Really down to do anything and meet new friends.
MARRIED 28F LOOKING FOR SOME LOVELY NEW FRIENDS IN TORONTO! My social circle shifted after 10/7 so I’m hoping to meet kind, thoughtful, fun women to build genuine friendships with. I’m into thrifting, museums, galleries, cycling, hiking, trying cute cafés, long walks & generally finding ways to romanticize everyday life.
36F NEW YORKER SEEKS M. Playful, creative, 5’8” writer seeks warm, grounded, fully-launched, therapized dude for laughing on the couch, chatting Israeli news, lazy Shabbat dinners & love. I once ghost-wrote a friend’s successful Hey Alma ad – c’mon, karma! (Maybe readers have a great older brother?)
22F QUEER JEW ISO FRIENDS, LOVERS AND DUNGEON MASTERS IN NYC. I’m moving to the city in June and want to meet people. Let’s go to a trivia night or a board game bar! Show me where to get brunch in your neighborhood or read a book with me in a park.
27F NEW IN MONTREAL OPEN TO FRIENDS & MAYBE MORE. From Paris, just moved here with my cat. Into cafés, walks, alternative fashion/music, festivals, good conversation and discovering the city. Looking for someone easygoing and curious, mid-20s to early 30s. Bonus if you quote classic Vines daily!
18 Y/O NJB (NICE JEWISH BUTCH) SEEKING LIKE-MINDED LEFTIST LESBIANS (OR OTHERWISE) IN TORONTO. looking for someone who loves one or many of the following: theater, (women’s) hockey, tom cruise movies, peanut butter chocolate, poser pop punk bands. i can bake you sourdough bread!
NERDY CREATIVE SEEKS LIFE PARTNER (37/M4F). Me: Creative, goofy, fit, Pittsburgh-based, loves kvetching and wants a Jewish family. You: Liberal, active, LGBTQ+ accepting, likes dogs, travel and reading, in mid-20s to early 30s, near PGH or will entertain relocation. Let’s eat carbs and laugh.
23F JEWISH LESBIAN GRAD STUDENT IN NYC. Looking for friends (early-to-mid 20s) who enjoy arts and crafts, farmers markets, long weekend walks, aperol spritz happy hours and browsing staff picks lists at local bookstores. Bonus points if you like to do Shabbat dinner sometimes!
35M IN PHILLY LF RIGHT JEWISH WOMAN IN OUR BEAUTIFUL CITY! Enjoys live music, exploring new restaurants and diving into a new cookbook, leaning into nerdy tendencies and building a life in the city. Has tattoos.
26F IN NW D.C. WHO WOULD LOVE TO JOIN YOUR BOOK CLUB. Are you part of a book club that has room for one more? I’m into any genre as long the picks are more fun and less serious (no boring politics please). You can count on me to bring the baked goods and the hot takes.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
