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23 Y/O FEMME IN NYC MOVING TO PROVIDENCE, RI THIS SUMMER AND LOOKING TO DATE ANOTHER NJG. BT, SS and SK. Extroverted and looking for new experiences. I bake challah almost every Friday and I love to knit. Open to anyone who is interested in growing our yiddishkeit together!
INCOMING GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY GRAD STUDENT LOOKING FOR FRIENDS IN THE D.C. AREA! Future English professor and lover of the arts, the city and literature. Looking for a Broad City D.C. version adventure! Be the Abbi to my Ilana!
28 Y/O NYC-BASED LESBIAN DANCER WHOSE SIDE HUSTLES INCLUDE KNITTING AND STAND-UP COMEDY LOOKING FOR HER SPECIAL SOMEONE! secular, israeli-american, hebrew-speaking, makes the best schnitzel. if you don’t take yourself too seriously but also love to indulge in the awe of the world, let’s fall in love?
CULTURALLY JEWISH 38F ISO M IN BALTIMORE. I’m a therapist/CEO of a small mental health practice. I value a healthy lifestyle, travel, work/life balance, quality over quantity, positivity, light-heartedness, EQ, volunteering, & experiences over physical gifts. I want to have a family of my own one day.
TORONTO-BASED HOPELESS ROMANTIC (36F) SEEKING MAN WHO: values honesty, loyalty, good humor. Seeking intelligent, warm-hearted companion for shared dreams + joys. Equal parts couch potato + activity-motivated. Serious inquiries only — must love dogs. Let’s fall in like… and then see if we trip into love.
BI NJG LOOKING FOR MY BI-SHERT. Me: mid-30’s creative with a love for theatre, nature, video games and long, meandering talks. You: located near D.C., bisexual, monogamous, outdoorsy, a bit of a nerd. Let’s grab Chinese food and passionately argue about the new “Wuthering Heights” movie.
JEWISH ARTSY FEMALE JOURNALIST (37) in Philadelphia seeks equally curious, creative and upbeat Jewish man. Looking for the real deal and someone intentional in dating. Let’s go to dinner and a movie and fall in love. Open to relocating for the right person.
29 Y/O SCANDINAVIAN LESBIAN IN NYC LOOKING FOR THE ONE (20s or 30s). Looking for a woman w/ a big smile & passionate interests. In the future we would go to the opera, plant a garden, deepen our observance & take our children to Jerusalem. But let’s start with connecting over a new food you recently tried or the book you are currently reading.
QUEER JEWISH GALS LOOKING FOR A SPERM DONOR IN TORONTO. If you are kind, smart, cute and at all curious to hear more, please reach out! Bonus if you’re queer too! Let’s start with a vibe check, we can answer any initial questions you have and go from there.
NJG (MID-20s) IN MELBOURNE SEEKING NJB OR NJG NEARBY. I’m a lawyer and “Schitt’s Creek” enthusiast looking for a mensch to cuddle up with on Shabbat (I make a great borscht). Let’s have long, hilarious and deep conversations while we bush walk and raise lots of progressive Jewish babies together.
JEWISH NONPROFIT PROFESSIONAL IN HER EARLY 30S WHO DEEPLY LOVES JEWISH LIFE AND COMMUNITY. Hoping to meet a kind, grounded Jewish man in the Greater Boston area in his 30s–40s with a steady path, good values and a big heart — especially for my beloved sausage dog.
69 Y/O JEWISH LESBIAN IN MD SEEKING FRIENDS OR MORE. Secular Humanist, nature and dog lover enacting tikkun olam through everyday acts of kindness and my work. Love the arts and early mornings. “Star Trek” keeps me hopeful.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
