An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
27 Y/O JEWISH LESBIAN IN NY ISO MASC OR BUTCH WHO IS KIND, GENEROUS AND CARES ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD! studying to be a therapist and trying to understand feelings… including my own. silly and enjoying life one day at a time. must love dogs
29 Y/O GAY NJG COLLEGE STUDENT LOOKING FOR LOVE IN NEW JERSEY. Searching for someone to go to museums, adopt a dog and go to the park with!
40s QUEER SOLO PARENT IN THE BAY AREA. emotionally effusive and thoughtful. loves ritual. therapist, athlete, writer, builder of community. seeking partner to share pleasure, support and slowly build a life together. bonus points if you are a parent too.
23 Y/O FEMME IN NYC MOVING TO PROVIDENCE, RI THIS SUMMER AND LOOKING TO DATE ANOTHER NJG. BT, SS and SK. Extroverted and looking for new experiences. I bake challah almost every Friday and I love to knit. Open to anyone who is interested in growing our yiddishkeit together!
INCOMING GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY GRAD STUDENT LOOKING FOR FRIENDS IN THE D.C. AREA! Future English professor and lover of the arts, the city and literature. Looking for a Broad City D.C. version adventure! Be the Abbi to my Ilana!
28 Y/O NYC-BASED LESBIAN DANCER WHOSE SIDE HUSTLES INCLUDE KNITTING AND STAND-UP COMEDY LOOKING FOR HER SPECIAL SOMEONE! secular, israeli-american, hebrew-speaking, makes the best schnitzel. if you don’t take yourself too seriously but also love to indulge in the awe of the world, let’s fall in love?
CULTURALLY JEWISH 38F ISO M IN BALTIMORE. I’m a therapist/CEO of a small mental health practice. I value a healthy lifestyle, travel, work/life balance, quality over quantity, positivity, light-heartedness, EQ, volunteering, & experiences over physical gifts. I want to have a family of my own one day.
BI NJG LOOKING FOR MY BI-SHERT. Me: mid-30’s creative with a love for theatre, nature, video games and long, meandering talks. You: located near D.C., bisexual, monogamous, outdoorsy, a bit of a nerd. Let’s grab Chinese food and passionately argue about the new “Wuthering Heights” movie.
JEWISH ARTSY FEMALE JOURNALIST (37) in Philadelphia seeks equally curious, creative and upbeat Jewish man. Looking for the real deal and someone intentional in dating. Let’s go to dinner and a movie and fall in love. Open to relocating for the right person.
40F QUEER RABBI (PNW) SEEKING A REBBETZIN OF ANY GENDER (LIKELY A WOMAN). Looking for a steady, emotionally mature, physically radiant partner for long Shabbat meals, epic weekday hikes, deep conversation, humor and building a durable family life. Inspired by and rooted in Jewish wisdom.
29 Y/O SCANDINAVIAN LESBIAN IN NYC LOOKING FOR THE ONE (20s or 30s). Looking for a woman w/ a big smile & passionate interests. In the future we would go to the opera, plant a garden, deepen our observance & take our children to Jerusalem. But let’s start with connecting over a new food you recently tried or the book you are currently reading.
34F ISO FRIENDS ONLY (20s-40s) IN PHOENIX, AZ. Attend Jewish lectures with me, please? I will ply you with coffee for your take on the latest parsha. Would also love to find new swimming holes, celebrate Shabbat and make weird collages. Tell me your hobbies! I wanna be Jewish and do things together.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
