An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
CULTURALLY JEWISH 38F ISO M IN BALTIMORE. I’m a therapist/CEO of a small mental health practice. I value a healthy lifestyle, travel, work/life balance, quality over quantity, positivity, light-heartedness, EQ, volunteering, & experiences over physical gifts. I want to have a family of my own one day.
BI NJG LOOKING FOR MY BI-SHERT. Me: mid-30’s creative with a love for theatre, nature, video games and long, meandering talks. You: located near D.C., bisexual, monogamous, outdoorsy, a bit of a nerd. Let’s grab Chinese food and passionately argue about the new “Wuthering Heights” movie.
JEWISH ARTSY FEMALE JOURNALIST (37) in Philadelphia seeks equally curious, creative and upbeat Jewish man. Looking for the real deal and someone intentional in dating. Let’s go to dinner and a movie and fall in love. Open to relocating for the right person.
EARLY 30s GAL WITH HAIR-PULLING DISORDER LOOKING FOR FELLOW PULLERS TO BE VIRTUAL FRIENDS. Let’s text about the trials and tribulations of trichotillomania with people who get it. Bonus points if you’re a Bravo stan!
29 Y/O SCANDINAVIAN LESBIAN IN NYC LOOKING FOR THE ONE (20s or 30s). Looking for a woman w/ a big smile & passionate interests. In the future we would go to the opera, plant a garden, deepen our observance & take our children to Jerusalem. But let’s start with connecting over a new food you recently tried or the book you are currently reading.
JEWISH NONPROFIT PROFESSIONAL IN HER EARLY 30S WHO DEEPLY LOVES JEWISH LIFE AND COMMUNITY. Hoping to meet a kind, grounded Jewish man in the Greater Boston area in his 30s–40s with a steady path, good values and a big heart — especially for my beloved sausage dog.
69 Y/O JEWISH LESBIAN IN MD SEEKING FRIENDS OR MORE. Secular Humanist, nature and dog lover enacting tikkun olam through everyday acts of kindness and my work. Love the arts and early mornings. “Star Trek” keeps me hopeful.
22M LOOKING FOR AN NJG IN NYC/NJ AREA TO ENJOY THE FOLLOWING (PLUS MORE) celebrating Shabbat together, going on any type of adventure, doing food reviews, taking over aux in the car and watching “Brooklyn 99.” Non-negotiable: must love dogs.
LOCAL DMV GIRLIE LOOKING TO SHARE THE JOY AND EXCITEMENT OF “SURVIVOR 50.” I’d love to host a watch party for new friends or have you join my fantasy league. Are you in/near Washington DC? Reach out, I’d love to connect!
23 Y/O REFORM NJG LOOKING FOR COMMUNITY IN PHILLY. Been in the city for a bit for grad school but haven’t had the chance to find a Jewish community. Lover of happy hour deals, corny romance novels, thrifting, bar trivia, craft nights and the Rittenhouse Farmers’ Market!
SEASONALLY DEPRESSED NJG (29) SEEKS SAME. Let’s chit-chat, craft and let Ben Mankiewicz recommend TCM’s finest for us to fritter away the dark armpit months of a Greater Boston winter. Seasonal depression not required, 20/30-somethings with old souls recommended.
REFORM FEMALE CANTOR (31) SEEKING LOVE WITH AN NJB WHO CAN MAKE ME LAUGH. Let’s nosh our way through New York and dance the night away.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
