An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
39F JEWISH QUEER IN LOS ANGELES. I’m the person who remembers your coffee order and makes you laugh when you least expect it. Seeking a Jewish woman for long-term love, good food and showing up for each other. Are you out there?
36F NEW YORKER SEEKS M. Playful, creative, 5’8” writer seeks warm, grounded, fully-launched, therapized dude for laughing on the couch, chatting Israeli news, lazy Shabbat dinners & love. I once ghost-wrote a friend’s successful Hey Alma ad – c’mon, karma! (Maybe readers have a great older brother?)
22F QUEER JEW ISO FRIENDS, LOVERS AND DUNGEON MASTERS IN NYC. I’m moving to the city in June and want to meet people. Let’s go to a trivia night or a board game bar! Show me where to get brunch in your neighborhood or read a book with me in a park.
NERDY CREATIVE SEEKS LIFE PARTNER (37/M4F). Me: Creative, goofy, fit, Pittsburgh-based, loves kvetching and wants a Jewish family. You: Liberal, active, LGBTQ+ accepting, likes dogs, travel and reading, in mid-20s to early 30s, near PGH or will entertain relocation. Let’s eat carbs and laugh.
23F JEWISH LESBIAN GRAD STUDENT IN NYC. Looking for friends (early-to-mid 20s) who enjoy arts and crafts, farmers markets, long weekend walks, aperol spritz happy hours and browsing staff picks lists at local bookstores. Bonus points if you like to do Shabbat dinner sometimes!
30 Y/O TRANS MASC IN MELBOURNE SEEKING NJB/NJENBY. Recently moved to Aus, interested in your favorite bagel spot! Must be nerdy and goofy. I love board/video games, food, Shrek, crafts and animals. Let’s kvetch over our childhood traumas while searching for wombats before making challah together 🙂
35M IN PHILLY LF RIGHT JEWISH WOMAN IN OUR BEAUTIFUL CITY! Enjoys live music, exploring new restaurants and diving into a new cookbook, leaning into nerdy tendencies and building a life in the city. Has tattoos.
23 Y/O SAPPHIC, AUTISTIC FUTURE RABBI IN RICHMOND, VA LOOKING FOR MY FUTURE REBBETZIN. Introverted and looking for someone who loves bookstores more than bars. I bake a lot, love to sew and sing, adore fashion and write poetry. Long distance is an option if you don’t live nearby! My gecko and I are a full package deal!
34 Y/O NJG IN PA SEEKING NJB IN THE TRI-STATE AREA. I love traveling, theater, cake decorating, Pilates, a good dad joke and my cat. Looking for someone to share this crazy thing we call life with.
23 Y/O NJG W/ A MODERATE PHYSICAL DISABILITY ISO NJB IN NYC. I’m Modern Orthodox (SS/SK). Introverted energy but not afraid of wacky new experiences. I love historical things, volunteering & laughing ‘til I cry. Looking for a gentle & patient bookworm w/ a silly side! Bonus points for someone into adaptive rock climbing.
34F QUEER IN DALLAS ISO HER WIFE. (Anywhere in the world — not tied to Dallas). Liberal, Jewish nonprofit girlie with a nuanced relationship with Israel. Into meaningful conversation, cooking and sushi nights. Seeking someone emotionally intelligent, funny and open-hearted.
31F, 5’9 PSYCHOANALYST SEEKS LEFTIST ~30-44M. NYC. Let’s laugh, go to my favorite Greek bakery and talk about our intellectual interests. Me: Loud in public, sincere to a fault, Facetimes parents on Shabbat. You: Strong hands, soft heart, not worried about being cool, owns at least 1 cozy flannel.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
