An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
33M BROOKLYN NJB SEEKING NJG. Me: over-active, sauna-loving, Broadway-going, Russian-speaking, co-op member. You: active, serious about a relationship, love being cooked for, enjoy respectful debate and a bit of sarcasm, too.
CHAPSTICK LESBIAN (37F) SEEKING HER BASHERT! My mom once warned teen-me not to give boys keppe… did that make me gay? I’m a romantic who’s into adventures, extreme cuddling with my senior pup and gazing at the one star visible through Philly’s light pollution.
EARLY 30S NJG IN BOSTON IN SEARCH OF ROMANTIC PARTNER (GENDER OPTIONAL). Me: overeducated, hippie, Reformish, theater lover, sci-fi nerd. You: witty, kind, local, doesn’t mind New England winters. Let’s go apple picking and get our fall COVID shots together.
I TOLD MY SON (LATE 30S/NYC) I WAS DOING THIS FOR HIM. He rolled his eyes, but didn’t say no. Which is almost like a yes, right? He’s a kind, deep, compassionate brainiac, stalwart progressive & writer. He’s looking for someone interesting and curious. Secular humanist Jewish background. I give him 10/10 stars.
20F FEMINIST BOOKWORM FROM QUEENS ISO NJB. Somewhere between Modern Orthodox and Orthodox. I thrift, draw, write and love creating. Not a big talker unless it’s a good intellectual debate – then I’m all in. Seeking a fellow nerd for friendship, study sessions, Shabbat meals or maybe a lifelong partnership.
SHABBAT-KEEPING LESBIAN (28F) looking for love in D.C. (or elsewhere in the northeast). My friends describe me as a stellar advice giver, their go-to resume editor and a bit of a gossip. If you share my love of Israel, softball, thrillers or trashy Netflix shows, let’s prove love is blind.
31M NJB IN D.C. SEEKING NJG. Politics & policy nerd, JD, cat dad. Swiftie & vinyl lover. Into movies, travel and real convos. Hot take: I hate Trader Joe’s — but I’ll still carry your groceries. Hoping to find someone worth skipping Sunday scaries with.
30F JEW-ISH TEMU VERSION OF HANNAH EINBINDER IN NYC. I’m seeking fellow tender goofball NJG/ENBY for weekly trips to Zabar’s and other romantic activities! Me: a face your Bubby will love, ambition your mom will and cooking skills all for you. You: brilliant, thoughtful, always ready to go along with a bit.
30 Y/O OBSERVANT GIRLY RELOCATING TO PHILLY. I’m seeking friends (maybe roommates?) to show me around my new city! Kosher pescatarian. I like bagels, movies, outdoors, arts & crafts and farmers markets. Always open to trying new things! Invite me to your Shabbat dinner and I’ll bring a homemade dessert!
19 ENBY LOOKING FOR FRIENDS (OR MAYBE MORE) IN NYC. my favorite things are bad horror movies, pastels and really all things kitsch. i’m in search of people who share my interest in the oddities of this world. tell me about your favorite niche topic!
TAROT-LOVING TROUBLEMAKER (34F) IN MANHATTAN SEEKING NJB WITH SPARK. Into activism, city-wandering, dogs, movie nights and pulling cards to see if you’re trouble. You: kind, funny, smart, a little mischievous and up for late-night park hangs and other adventures. Bonus points if you love dogs, too.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
